A/N: Btw to whom it may concern, the quote is the truth. You think being an adult is awesome? Wrong it freaking sucks! Okay self explanatory title right there. Soos makes his first appearance in this this story. What took him so long?
Dipper and Hannah are walking around town while Pacifica was with Noah at the doctor because he has another cold.
"How did Noah get sick so fast?" Dipper asked.
"He licked the swing set at school," said Hannah.
Dipper froze for a second.
"Your preschool needs a playground watcher," said Dipper.
"There is but he's creepy," said Hannah, "He thinks he sees dead people."
Dipper froze again.
"I'm so writing a letter to the school board," said Dipper.
Dipper then hears something familiar.
"♪Doo di doh doh hanging up some signs♪"
Dipper turns his head to see Soos hanging a sign on a tree.
"Soos!" said Dipper.
Soos then notices Dipper.
"Woah dude, what's up it's been forever," said Soos.
"I know, we should hangout more but I have to take care of the little princess here on my shoulders," said Dipper.
"I'm flying!" said Hannah.
"Haha dream on little dudette," said Soos.
"Thank you Mr. Soup," said Hannah.
"It's pronounce Soos sweetheart," said Dipper.
"Sorry Mr. Soos," said Hannah.
"It's okay, man I wish my kid is like yours," said Soos.
"Why's that?" Dipper asked.
"Well you know my daughter Stacy right?" Soos asked.
"Yeah I was one of the few that got to hold her," said Dipper.
"Well she apparently was born with a birth defect which gives her the inability to walk," said Soos.
"Oh sorry to hear that," said Dipper.
"Its okay dude," said Soos, "but did it stop her? Heck no."
"Really?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah, because my girls a fighter just like her old man," said Soos, "I mean I do chase after her when she's on her wheelchair."
"That's one courageous 7 year old," said Dipper.
"Aren't you that old daddy?" Hannah asked.
"Nah I'm older than that... sadly," said Dipper.
"Well she is the MVP in the community center's wheelchair basketball team," said Soos.
"Well she is a fighter like you man," said Dipper.
"Thanks dude," said Soos, "You know we do need to do a guys night sometime."
"Saturday at the Portland stadium for monster truck madness?" Dipper asked.
"Dude, that's amazing," said Soos.
"See you then man," said Dipper.
"Peace out dude and little dudette," said Soos.
"Bye Mr. Soup," said Hannah.
"It's Soos," said Dipper.
"I know but soup sounds funny," said Hannah.
"It does doesn't it," said Soos.
A/N: Oh little Hannah pronouncing peoples names wrong. Okay sorry for short and confusing chapter, but this was an idea I had in my head from yesterday. Okay see yah next time.