More Tittbits!

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More of the same funny, zany stories that you have come to expect from Ralphie A Burcke! More

More Tittbits!
Ralphie's Dislocationary - Part One.
Somebody Un-bore Me!
Ralphie Quotes: Work in Progress!
Autumn Tunnel...
Mom, Dad, I'm Virtually Pregnant!
My Animal Totem!
Clueless!
Ralphdul, The Unfathomable!
Hopelessly Confused.
Things That Go VRROOOMMMM!!!

Ralphie's Dislocationary - Part Two.

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Amalgamatit: (pronounced amalgam-ate-it)

Take-over gone horribly wrong.

Apple ranch:

Place you go to, for rounding up some Mac-users.

Bustoon: (not x-rated)

A film using animation techniques and fit for viewing by the general public.

Buzztoon: (x-rated)

A film using animation techniques and NOT fit for viewing by the general public.

Flattuxed:

Embarrassed by excessive flattery.

Flumassed:

Confused by a negative criticism, which you did not deserve.

Pear ranch:

Place you definitely do NOT go to, for rounding up some Mac-users.

Pokeymon:

Jamaican in jail.

Quafocused:

Cross-eyed with glasses.

Solstitched:

Going out to celebrate the solstice and realising you are one day early and feeling very foolish indeed.

To speak with a split clit: (x-rated)

Not a nice way to treat men!

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