Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

By minoficent

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in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic] More

one // bts gc
two
three
four // jimin
five
six // jimin
seven
eight // bts gc
nine
ten
eleven // bts gc
twelve
thirteen
fourteen // bts gc
fifteen
sixteen // bts gc
seventeen
eighteen // bts gc
nineteen
twenty
twenty one // bts gc
twenty two
twenty three // bts gc
twenty four
twenty five // jimin
twenty six
twenty seven
twenty eight // bts gc
twenty nine
thirty
thirty one
thirty two
thirty three // bts gc
thirty four
thirty five
thirty six
thirty seven
thirty eight
thirty nine
forty
forty one
forty two
forty four
forty five
forty six
forty seven
forty eight
forty nine
fifty // bts gc

forty three

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namminion (5:57): have you texted addie recently?

yoongurt (5:57): we were talking yesterday when u called so I said im going to meet u so after that we didn't talk

yoongurt (5:57): she has a habit of getting salty over the littlest things no worries joon

namminion (5:57): yAH!!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING MY REAL NAME

yoongurt (5:57): OKAY ALRIGHT IM SORRY ITS NOT LIKE SHE'S GOING TO KNOW NOW ISITTTTT??

namminion (5:57): ok but remember that you promised to not tell her, you swore on yoongi's life YOU SWORE ON MY HYUNGS LIFE ILL END YOU IF YOU BREAK IT

yoongurt (5:57): jeez man, calm yo tits KIM FUCKING NAMJOON OF BANGTAN SONYEONDAN

yoongurt (5:57): gotta blast

namminion (5:57): nO WAIT SERIOUS TALK HERE

yoongurt (5:58): fine, not gotta blast then

namminion (5:58): tomorrow's the day by the way

yoongurt (5:58): WHAT DAY

namminion (5:58): THE DAY WE'RE LEAVING FOR VACATION AND THE FIRST PLACE WE'RE VISITING IS LONDON I TOLD YOU 5 TIMES ALREADY TODAY

yoongurt (5:58): wait NO YOU CANT GO THERE WHEN IM NOT EVEN THERE YET NAMJOON

yoongurt (5:58): DELAY IT FOR ANOTHER DAY IM GOING BACK TOMORROW BEESH

namminion (5:58): alright ill see what I can do

namminion (5:58): JUST MAKE SURE ADDIE CANT GET HER HANDS ON YOUR PHONE

yoongurt (5:58): HOWM ANY TIMES

yoongurt (5:58): GOODBYE RAP MONSTER KIM NAMJOON JOONIE JOON MON MONIE RAPMON PINKMON VOCALMON DANCEMON BIRDMON RUNCH RANDA HRDJKG LMAO OK BYE

namminion (5:58): bitch.

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