metaknighty: imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.
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ellimist:AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because I'm gay as hell
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ridge: Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed
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wholockian-at-hogwarts: WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN "8/7c" WHAT IS THAT????
vardaesque: we don't even know
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utmostidiocy: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby.
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familyfriendlyurl: when u take a cookie without askin mama
[*Gif on the side*]
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dazegotbrighter: what if rocks r soft but they just tense up when we touch them
prop-215: how fucking stones r u right now
potential-and-differences: was that supposed to be a pun?
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thequeenvevo: KYLE MASSEY IS ON CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES OHMYGOD
wannabeoutkiuboy: I guess Cory isn't the only one in the house.
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snokoplasmed: Sims? More like OTP puppet theatre
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wurnbology: There was this teacher in high school who was very awkward and he told us he killed his cat accidentally by sitting on it. So for the rest of the year every time he sat down everyone would meow violently.
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