Sorry for the late update but here it is! Not alot of questions for Orochimaru, but i tried my best! XD
College is taking alot of my time, so it's hard to find some time which i can post and update. DX
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Recap
Deidara: Truth or Dare Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: ......truth, no way am I picking dare if it's you. Though I'm not as scared as what Aoi would do to me.
Orochimaru is glaring and me and I stuck my tounge out like a little kid.
Orochimaru: Immmmmmmaturrrrrrre brrrrrrrat.
Aoi: Ugly Michael Jackson duplicate.
Deidara: So Orochimaru.........
End of Recap ~ Aoi's POV
Deidara turned to look at me.
Deidara: How are we gonna do truth Aoi?
I grinned at him.
Aoi: Easy! Each one of us will ask him a question and the person has to answer truthfully, if not they have to deal with Steve!
Hidan: Who the hell is Steve Jashin!
Aoi: Let's just say Steve is a trusty friend of mine! >:3
Deidara: What if we don't have a question for me?
Aoi: If you don't have a question, then why are you here? -_-
Deidara: I live here....?
Aoi: If you don't have a question then just say 'skip'. Got it?
Deidara: Yeah yeah.....Okay, my question to Orochimaru is....are you gay?
Orochimaru: ...no...
Aoi: He hesitated!
Orochimaru: I diddd nnnot WWOOMAN!
Aoi: Fine! *sigh deeply* Next person! :D
Kisame: Have you seen my pet fishy?
Orochimaru: Why the hell do I wanna see a fish for!?
Kisame: :(
Aoi: *gasps* You made my smurfy sad! You're gonna die Orochimaru!
I walked towards my smurf buddy and hugged him.
Aoi: Tis' okay smurfy....
Deidara: Okay then....next!
Tobi: Did you steal ma candy!!!
Orochimaru: Why would I steal your candy for!?
Tobi: So you did steal them!
Orochimaru: What!? No! I did not!
Tobi & Aoi: DENIAL!
Orochimaru was going to say something but stopped himself because Itachi was giving him the death glare.
Deidara: Next!
Sasori: Are you gay for Itachi?
Orochimaru: Hell no!
Aoi: It better be no! Because if it was a yes, I will haunt you and kill you in your sleep bastard! For touching things that aren't yours!
Itachi: I'm being talked like I'm nothing but a piece of furniture.....-/_\-
Aoi: But your MY furniture! :3
Deidara: I have a question. Are you and Kabuto dating in secret?
Kabuto: O////////////O
Orochimaru: NO! Kabuto is my assistance, he does my biddings!
Aoi: Don't you mean beddings?
Orochimaru: I'm going to strangle you one day Aoi if you don't keep your perverted mouth shut!
Deidara: Next!
Hidan: Alright! I don't know if this is a question or not but....why is your skin so pale? Is it natural? Or were you just fucked up during birth?
Everyone: O.o
Orochimaru: I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!! DX<
Hidan: Okay okay Jashin! We get it! You were fucked up!
Orochimaru: The hell! Imma KILL YOU!!!
Before Orochimaru can get up from his spot, I grabbed Steve and hit him hard on the head.
Pein: Ah, so thats Steve....
Itachi: ....A metal bat.
Tobi: Is he dead?
I went next to Orochimaru who was laying on the floor looking dead, then started to poke him with Steve.
Aoi: I think so...he ain't moving............OMG! I just commited murder!!!!! O.o
Pein: Aoi, you do realize that this organization is full of murders? -_-
Aoi: Really!? I thought it was full of blue people?
Kisame: Stop bringing me into every conversations you have!!!
Diedara: So how do we continue this game?
I started thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking.
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Thinking hurts! D:
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Light Bulb!
Aoi: Lets do rock, paper, scissors! Who ever loses has to do either truth or dare!
Everyone agreed and put there fists in the circle.
Aoi: Okay ready! Rock, Paper, Scissors!
3 rocks, 3 papers, 1 scissors, and 1 gun
Hidan & Deidara: The Hell Aoi!
Hidan: Ya can't do guns!
Deidara: Yeah it's against the rules!
Aoi: My game, my rules!
Hidan and Deidara turned to look at Itachi.
Hidan & Deidara: Itachi! Control your girlfriend (Jashin)!
Itachi: Leave me out of this!
Aoi: Okay! People with scissors lose and they are = Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame!~ Sorry smurfy. :(
Kisame: :'(
First Hidan vs Kisame.
Winner Kisame.
Final battle Hidan vs Deidara.
Deidara: No way am I losing!
Winner......Deidara.
Hidan: He cheated! Aoi he cheated!
Hidan turned around to tell Aoi that Deidara cheated and he saw Aoi trying to stuff her face with cake.
Aoi: Sorry Hidan, I can't hear you over the sound of cake! XD
Sasori: Anyway Deidara won, and Hidan lost.
Deidara: Yeah mother fucker!
Aoi grabbed Steve and whacked him on the head.
Aoi: Language!
Kisame: So Hidan, truth or dare?
Hidan already knew the answer.
Hidan: Dare jashin! I can take anything you throw at me, unlike Deidara.
I finished my cake and looked evily at him.
Aoi: Okay Hidan, since you chose Dare, We shall do thy Dare!
Hidan: [I'm going to die. I'm literally going to die, even though I'm immortal.......]
Aoi: Your dare is.......
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