When BTS called you many times at midnight and you decided to text them.
|Kim Seokjin|
You: Seokjin ? Why did you called ? 7 missed calls ?
Mr. Pink: I suddenly felt clingy...
You: You what
Mr. Pink: I don't know...
You: You're creeping me out.
Mr. Pink: Can I come over ?
You: Wtf
Mr. Pink: Language.
You: No !! We're not that close !
Mr. Pink: Aw...that hurts... ("T^T)
You: Its just that a guy and girl in one house...isnt that weird...
You: My neighbors will thought of you as my bf....
Mr. Pink: Who cares ? I'll come over.
You: NOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!
Mr. Pink: I'm on my way.
You: KIM SEOKJIN I SAID NO !!!!!
Mr. Pink: No cant do :D
|Min Yoongi|
You: 14 missed calls ?! Why ?
Turtle: I have a question.
You: Seriously ?!!!! At 2 am ?!!!??!!
Turtle: Stop complaining.
You: Okay. Fine. What is it ?
You: Yoongi ?
Turtle: What's the capital of Egypt ?
You: What
Turtle: Tell me.
You: WHY CANT YOU JUST SEARCH IT IN THE INTERNET ?!!?!!!!
Turtle: Just answer me !
You: CAIRO !
Turtle: Hmmm....
Turtle: Thanks.
You: MIN YOONGI I SWEAR TO GOD....!!!
|Jung Hoseok|
You: Hobi ? Why did you called ??
JHorse: What's your cat's name ? :)
You: What ?
JHorse: I saw a really cute cat and I suddenly thought of yours but I forgot the name. (">_<)
You: YOU DISTURBED MY SLEEP BECAUSE OF MY CATS NAME
JHorse: IM SORRY !!! ("T^T)
JHorse: I FORGOT HIS NAME AND IT KEPT ON KILLING ME !!!! I CANT SLEEP !! ("T^^^^T)
You: *sighs*
You: Its Miro.
JHorse: I KNEW IT !!
JHorse: I KNOW ITS STARTS WITH THE LETTER M !!
JHorse: Thanks, y/n ! :)
You: ITS FINE.
You: IM FINE.
You: NOW I CANT SLEEP
You: THANK YOU HOSEOK
You: THANKS :D
JHorse: SORRY !!!! ("T^T)
|Kim Namjoon|
You: Wtf ? 9 missed calls ?
You: Whats wrong ?
Brainmon: I remembered something...
You: Is it that important that you have to disturb my sleep ?!
Brainmon: Uhhh.....
You: Kim Namjoon istg
Brainmon: I just remembered that I left my bag in your house.....
You: KIM NAMJOON
You: I WILL KILL YOU
You: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE IS SO HOW THE FUCK YOU FORGOT YOUR BAG HERE
Brainmon: Uhhh....
Brainmon: Wrong memory...?
Brainmon: Maybe in Yoongi-hyungs...?
You: IM GOING TO KILL YOU
|Park Jimin|
You: Hey ! Why did you called 6 times ?!
You: Yah !
Minieee: I forgot my phone there.
You: But your using it now...
You: It's your number...
Minieee: Oh.
You: ......
Minieee: I thought this was Taehyung's phone....
You: ......
Minieee: Sorry ! ;)
You: I. Will. Kill. You.
Minieee: Sorry, y/n-ah ! :*
|Kim Taehyung|
*Tae himself named it to your phone*
You: What's the problem ?
You: You called 13 times.
Handsome~~: I have a question :)
You: YOU CALLED 13 TIMES JUST FOR A QUESTION ?!?!!!!
You: YOU EVEN DISTURBED MY SLEEP ?!!!?!!
You: WHAT IS IT ?!!!!!!
Handsome~~: Are you mad at me...? ("T^T)
You: NO IM NOT
You: NOT AT ALL
You: I JUST WANT TO STRETCH YOUR FACE UNTIL IT RIPS OFF
Handsome~~: You sound so mad.... ("T^^^^T)
You: JUST WHAT IS THE QUESTION !!?!!!!???
Handsome~~: Question ?
You: WHAT IS IT
Handsome~~: I dont have a question :)
Handsome~~: Im just bored :D
You: Hahahaha
Handsome~~: Hahahaha ;)
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: I REALLY WANT TO KILL YOU NOW
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: YOU SON OF A
Handsome~~: Sorry~~~ ("T^^^^^^T)
|Jeon Jungkook|
You: What is it ?
You: Why did you called me so many times ?!
Kook: I forgot.
You: Wut
Kook: I forgot what I should ask you.
You: JEON JUNGKOOK
Kook: I'll call later when I remembered it :)
You: DONT CALL
You: ISTG ILL KILL U RN
Kook:
You:
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Can't think of anything else...Im running out of ideas...("T^^^T)