monday 12:48 am KST
yoongi: hey namjoon
namjoon: what's wrong?
yoongi: why do you assume that all of a sudden?
namjoon: cause you never call me namjoon unless it's serious hyung
namjoon: so what's wrong?
yoongi: fine, you caught me
yoongi: actually.. it's more of a favor
namjoon: let's hear it and then i'll decide
yoongi: i need you to pretend to be me
namjoon: that's impossible
yoongi: please
namjoon: how am i supposed to do that?
yoongi: there's this guy called jeon jungkook
yoongi: and he's looking for me
yoongi: but i can't let him find me
yoongi: so you gotta be me
namjoon: i'm not understanding anything, is this guy stalking you?
namjoon: should i call the cops?
yoongi: no no
namjoon: then??
yoongi: it's difficult
yoongi: can you just do it for hyung?
namjoon: fine
yoongi: great thank you. i'll text you tomorrow
namjoon: why what are you doing right now?
yoongi: entering gate 22
namjoon: what?
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