author's note: set in the one punch man world. story takes place day before saitama meets genos. rest of details revealed within.
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reader pov (will be referred to as Don in the story)
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE?" yeah. she was pissed. "your mom insisted i come and keep and eye on you," she just grimaced at me. "oh? and where did she tell you to stay?" she asked. she smirked as i thought about it. "well....i was just gonna stay in y-" she turned her head in disgust. "no," she said flatly. "but your mom-" she cut me off, "she can get you a place to stay. i worked really hard here for a long time to get to S-class number 2 in the hero rankings. im not gonna help you get ahead of me. you can find some other place to stay," she huffed. i sighed. "i don't have any mo-" she cut me off again. she tried to lift me up with her psychic powers. nope. try as hard as she will, still not stronger than me. nor as skilled. she groaned in frustration. "listen, cuz. im not here to impede on your stardom. im not even registered with the hero association," i said. another groan. she started mumbling. "i don't have super hearing," i said flatly. she looked at me. "i said i don't know why mom would send the one person stronger than me in our family. why are you here? as if it isn't enough that you are the world's most powerful esper. super strength and martial arts master? really? do you know how mad i was when she called and said you were coming?" my green haired cuz just turned away. i could see the small tears in her eyes. i levitated to her. i gave her a hug. "don't be mad. i don't even plan on registering, unless its threat level god," i said. she buried her face in my chest. that green aura faded and i was levitating us both. "...i missed you when you left the first time...."she whispered. i rubbed her back. i heard low whimpering. i just held her for a while. a long while. a really long while. i was getting tired. "....tornado. im tired. ive been holding us for three days straight. aren't you hungry?" all i heard was light breathing. yeah. out cold. i levitated us to her room and put her to bed. the metallic cobalt blue aura was very flattering on her. i pulled up the covers to tuck her in. i let out a long sigh. i need a place to stay. asap. but i didn't like the thought of all those people around. im more of a solo act to be honest. i levitated my one little bag and headed out her mansion.
i flew threw the air for a while. a long while. it was nice. cool up here. good bird's eye view of the cities. i had learned how to use my telekinesis the same time tornado did. i was only a bit older than her so i was finished with my training early. even more early than normal. it is very boring to be child prodigy. 'omg master don. the other children cant lift entire buildings at age 6' always trying to boost my ego. i didn't like what it means to be 'the worlds most powerful esper'. no one could get close. ever. i left a while before she finished. yeah. tears and cataclysmic tantrums from tornado. she REALLY didn't want me to go but i was bored. i ended up learning martial arts a while back. great. another thing that meant people couldn't get close. a flick of the wrist and heads would roll. a gentle breeze flowed as day turned into night. it got a bit chilly. all i wore were jeans, sneakers and a thick collared tee shirt. my bag had a bit of food for the journey here from the other side of the world. couple of hygiene products for when i got to tornado's house. she blushed bright red when she saw me step out the shower. its not a big deal. i only wore a towel. around my waist like a normal person. she just stood there looking at me. i looked in the mirror. no change. still well built with well defined muscular chest and arms. i like my body. i work out to stay in shape. kinda hard to find 10 million ton weights but i make due with what i have. i sighed. i heard my stomach rumble. im starving. i looked down. half destroyed city. some building still intact. i heard a huge shockwave. i looked a bit close. a man with a bald head. steaming fist. splatter of remains. how long have i been up here? loads of fire and screaming people. sounds fun. i flew a bit closer and stood on top of a nearby building. he was looking at his steaming fist. "I KILL HIM IN ONE PUNCH AGAIN!!" he seemed frustrated. i got a closer look at him. tsk. i smirked. he was good looking. muscular. interesting out fit i would say. yellow jumpsuit, red gloves and boots. white cape. he must have been a hero. he frowned. he turned and walked away. i was curious. it piqued my interest. i levitated after him. careful to not be noticed.
he walked for a while. i just leaned back in the air and watched as he walked. he had this....blank expression? i didn't really know what to call it. he walked into a store. my stomach rumbled again. yeah. im gonna talk to him. i never really had an interest in girls except for tornado and surprise!! she is my fucking cousin. i was devastated when i found out. i floated down to the ground and walked in. it was a grocery store. classic setting. small scale. may be more of a shop with a produce section. i spotted baldy walking in his suit through the fish section. i didn't have much but i had a little yen. enough to make up a reason to talk to him. i leisurely walked past him. he was focused on the fish in front of him. i walked right past to the section next to him. i need a distraction. something that would draw his attention to me. good thing im an esper. i reached for a can while using psychic power to make the fish he was looking at fly towards me, along with the rest of it. i looked back like i was shocked. his eyes followed the flying fish. i made them crash into the shelf i was looking at. i pretended to be surprised. i looked around at the mess i created. yeah. im smooth as fuck. not looking to make any big moves. just spark a conversation. get his name. little bit about him. not much. i looked like it was gonna work. he started walking in my direction. i knelt down to pick up the fish. i purposely picked up the ones around the one he was looking at. i sat them on a different display. i timed it perfectly so when i knelt to pick up the one he was looking at, he would be reaching for it. damn im good. i spied that red glove reaching for it. i made it move towards him just a little. i will barely miss it. just barely. i grazed the edge of the plastic as he took it in his grip. i stood up as he did and met his eyes. yeah. pretty good looking. muscular slim stature. either that or his suit was too small. didn't care much. would love to see him without it on though. you know. but i need to dial back my urges and start with a small conversation. get him wanting to see me again. i can do this. he looked at me. i looked at him. shit. the words weren't coming like they would have normally. i saw a smile on his face. made his blank expression look much more appealing. he looked away quickly. i giggled. light blush on his cheeks. his eyes looked at me but his head was turned away. he looked away. then back at me. then away again. wow. he is hot. don't get a boner. don't get a boner. don't get a boner. "yo..." i said. a little chuckle. adorable. i could fuck him right now. shit. my body was agreeing with me. i felt it growing. shit. i need to be more subtle. i took a deep breath. i noticed he was gripping the fish pack. really hard. REALLY hard. it was about to explode. right in my face. i waited. and waited. he was still looking away with a light blush. it was almost there. i didn't want to clean it up off me but i need it. i need it to explode in my face. that will make these few seconds i could see his blush worthwhile. i waited. he grip got tighter. i could hear the plastic stretch. just another few seconds and it will pop. right on me. i giggled. almost there. another chuckle from him. i had no idea what he was thinking about but i kinda want to know now. what is going through that beauty-. *pop*. i felt cold and gross. i blinked. fast. yeah. they were sliding down my shirt. i heard the plop of the chicken hitting the floor. i blinked. he didn't notice. he was still looking away. he glanced at me. his blush went dark red. his eyes widened. i held out a hand. he took it cautiously. "im don," i said simply. it was soaking into my shirt. i shook his hand. i waited. he still looked at me with a dark blush. his grip got tighter. and tighter. and tighter. i need to let go but...damn he is so sexy. it got tighter. i had to squeeze back. just as hard as he was. "do you have a name?" i said. nothing. just stared at me. "my shirt is getting sticky. do you have something i could wipe it with?" i said. he shook his head. im still waiting for his voice. i heard it before but i wanted to hear it again. when he wasn't yelling in frustration. i didn't bring a spare shirt. all i had was this tee. great. "im...gonna go buy another shirt," i started to let go of his hand. still didn't get his name but i guess that could wait till next time. of course there will be a next time. that face meant he wanted to see me. again. probably soon too. i sighed as i released my grip. he still held on. shit. "umm....can i have my hand back?" i said. he slowly nodded. he grip loosened. i pulled my hand back. guess good looks won this for me. i soooooo didn't have the words for this. i took a step. shit. right on that fucking piece of chicken. i started to slip. a burst of wind and he grabbed my hand again. i was being pulled back up. i stood up. "are...are you alright?" he said. finally. wasn't his name but it was a start. "yeah....well kinda. my one shirt is messed up but im ok," i said. he was still holding my hand. actually more my wrist. tightly. it hurt. how strong was this guy? i wiggled my wrist. he seemed to notice. he let go quickly. i rubbed my wrist. "im...so sorry. i just...i just..." he trailed off. i put a hand on his shoulder. "its fine. i really would like to know your name, though," i said. his eyes darted to my hand. that dark blush returned. "its...saitama," he said. i sighed. i got what i came for. now...i just need something to eat and a new shirt. i pulled my hand away. i pulled at my shirt to get it unstick it from my chest. i sighed. it soaked all the way through. not gonna be easy to get out. shirt is ruined now. i need a shower. at least a wet towel. "don't forget to toss that empty pack away," i said. i walked towards the register. i was stopped by a hand. i looked back. little gust of wind that his cape flowed in. "l-l-let me get you another shirt," i grinned.
we had walked to the nearby clothing store. i walked inside. it was nice. mellow. cool. it was getting dark. i looked through the aisle for my size and something i could afford. found it. it was plain. no design. just a blank white collared shirt. i looked at the tag, 500 yen. i sighed. i only have around 1500 yen. that was it. didn't want to waste it on clothes but i need it. i picked it up out the rack. it was plain but i make it look good. that is the wonders of being awesome. i took it too the counter. "this will be....582 yen please," i dug out my wallet. i felt a hand on my shoulder. i almost forgot. he was here too. "let me take care of it," he pulled out a change purse and dug around in it. he pulled out the coins and handed it to her. he dug around again as she rung it up. looked like he only gave her 500 yen. "hold on...i think i have 82 yen," he dug around again. i reached in my pocket and pulled out some coins. i giggled. exactly 82 yen. i handed it to her. she took it with a light blush. the shirt was paid for. i picked it up. "do you...need a place to change?" he asked. i looked at him. his head was looking away but his eyes looked at me. i sighed. it was too early. not just yet. i pointed towards the changing room. it broke my heart. ive got to be more subtle. he nodded. i went in the room and took off my shirt. shit. my chest was sticky. putting the new shirt on will ruin it as well. i sighed. i took the old one and rubbed it on my chest. nope. wasn't coming off that easily. i opened the curtain. shit. don't have a shirt on. yeah. he was standing there waiting for me to come out. i walked to the bathroom. i put a bit of water on the old shirt and wiped. nope. its on there good now. gonna need some soap and water. maybe a sponge. not good. "umm...." i looked towards him. forgot to close the door. i sighed. "i need some soap and water," i said simply. he nodded. "just...come with me," he said simply. he walked out. i followed, not fast enough to catch him before he walked out. "umm....i have some soap and water in the back," suggested the cashier. i sighed. im at a cross roads here. i could go to his house and wash or stay here. i need to be rational about this. im shirtless. as a guy i can walk out like this but would be chilly without a shirt. or...i could stay and wash here. be a bit more subtle with it. "umm...sir?" i had zoned out. shit. gotta make a quick decision. shit. i took a deep breath. "ok...thanks," i took the more subtle route. she smiled and i followed her to the back. small bathroom. little bar of soap. i had set the shirt down on the counter so it wouldn't get wet. i cleaned up. i was feeling fresh. clean. i sighed. i did the right thing. call it karma for being the cause of this mess. i took some towels to dry myself off. i walked out. "thanks," i said. she smiled. i walked back to the counter. shit. the shirt was gone. i didn't hear the door to the store open so it must be still in here some where. i looked around. not on the floor. not on a nearby rack. "did you see what happened to my shirt?" she shook her head. "i saw you put it on the counter. when i showed you the bathroom, i..." she blushed," ...watched you clean up." she said. some one took my damn shirt. i don't have the extra money to be buying new shit. i face palmed. "did you hear someone coming in the store?" i asked. she shook her head. "there isn't a bell on the door," she said simply. i sighed. i pulled out my wallet. she placed a hand on mine. "don't worry about it. just take one," i nodded. i walked over to the rack it was from. i looked through it. not a single one that fit. at all. three sizes too small. three sizes too big. suffocate or wear a dress. fuck no. id rather walk out shirtless. "cant find another?" i looked back at her and shook my head. she scratched her head. "im sorry. i cant really help out much," she said. "just...don't worry about it. you've helped me enough," she nodded. i just walked out in the cool air. shit. i forgot my bag. i walked back in. i looked around. no where to be found. i sighed. i walked back out. all i had was my pants, shoes, and my wallet. i didn't even have a phone. that is what happens when you don't have money. i looked around. i didn't see saitama. i made sure no one was looking. i levitated up into the sky. high enough that no one should see me. i looked around. i saw a danger zone and the glint of a bald head walking around inside. i floated down closer. it was saitama. holding my bag and my fucking shirt. i was trying to be subtle. guess he wants to speed this up. i floated down to a building alley before he approached it. he got close. i stepped out the alley in front of him. i looked at him. he looked at me. i looked at my things in his hands. i looked back at him. he disappeared in a burst of air. he fucking ran away. i face palmed. i floated fast after him. he was rather easy to find. i just followed the burst of air he left in his wake. he went to an apartment building. i hid so he wouldn't see me. he looked around. he walked inside. i floated up to see which one he was going in. i floated closer as he shuffled with his keys. he unlocked it and went inside. i floated to the back to see through his balcony. he walked in. set my stuff on a small counter. he walked towards the balcony. shit. i floated up so he wouldn't see me. he looked out. around. went back inside. i floated down to see what he was doing. shit. he closed the blinds. i floated closer. i could see in the cracks. i grinned. he was taking off that ridiculous suit. yeah. more buff than he looked. he stripped to his undies. he turned around to do something on the counter. wow. well defined back and legs. don't even get me started on his wonderfully round butt. he pulled off those black undies. wow. i was hard. really hard. i kept watching. he pulled the stuff out of my bag. weird order. get naked then go through my things? i didn't care. he was still hot. i didn't want to tease him just yet. i waited. he looked at the food. the hygiene products. "ooohhhh....he really didn't have another shirt," i heard him say. he thought i lied? whatever. still loved that plump booty. he shrugged and walked into a back room. i heard a shower going. i sighed. time to confront him. i used my power to carefully unlock the bay door. i floated inside and closed it behind me, never touching the ground or anything. made it lock. just sat there in mid air. thinking about how to deal with this. i floated through his house. it was really...small. i almost bumped into his tv. it was quite large surprisingly. no bed. just a futon on the floor. small table. i floated further in. i saw my stuff, scattered on the counter. looked in the fridge. i giggled quietly. he definitely lives alone. bread, milk, three eggs. little pots and pans in the sink. doesn't wash dishes very often. i looked around. very simple. small table next to his futon on the floor. i stopped in front of a door. i heard the shower stop. shit. footsteps followed. i moved out the way quickly. i heard water going in the toilet. i let out a sigh of relief. he was peeing. i moved back to his living room. i floated there. didn't really know what to do about this. it was weird. i ended up floating in mid air for a while. i heard the door open. i sighed softly. im already inside. i could have just taken my stuff back but...he was so hot. i giggled at my pervy-ness. i just lounged in midair. i was just staring at the ceiling when he walked in, naked. he just looked at me for a long while. i put my hands behind my head and chilled in mid air. "....that explains how you found me," he said simply. "i gotta say....i was going for the more subtle approach," i said. i rolled in midair to look at him. just a blank stare while he was naked. "looks pretty good," i looked at his chest. he finally snapped out of it and his entire body went dark red. he shuffled for some underwear. he pulled on some boxers. i chuckled. "ive already seen it all," i went back to looking at the ceiling. he just looked away. "so..." i started. "yeah....i noticed you watching me at the store," he admitted. i was gonna ask how much was this apartment was a month but i can work with this. "did you know i was an esper, too?" i asked. he shook his head. "i felt a strong presence approaching me earlier," he said. good. he didn't notice me following him. "are you strong?" he asked. "you could say that," i said simply. he smiled. wide. "fight me," i was taken aback from his request. i turned to look at him. he was getting excited. he already had his legs in his suit. i held up a hand. he looked at me and stopped. "im just here to get my stuff," i pointed to it on the counter. "no you aren't," he said. i grinned. "you are still shirtless," he said. "ok....you caught me. i really did enjoy the view," i said. he blushed. "fight me," he asked again. "fine," i made the bay window open and the shirt float over to me. i put it on as i floated out the window.
"are you sure you wanna do this?" he nodded. it was dark. dim street lights. loads of trash all over the place. i was still floating in the air while he stood on the ground. i sighed. i knew he was strong and fast. didn't seem too smart though. "ok-" he was suddenly behind me in mid air. he looked to me like he was moving slowly as he reared back to punch me. nah. not gonna happen. i moved out the way. the sheer impact of his fist sent a massive shockwave that shattered the building behind me. yeah. like i was gonna take one of those. i disappeared a distance away. already behind me again. another punch. moved out the way. several building destroyed. still not to bright. sure im durable but im not stupid. i might be able to survive two of those before i die. a strong maybe there. i lifted the cars in the area and condensed them to the size of marbles. i disappeared another distance away. he appeared in front of me. i grinned. i held them in the hand. he punched again. barely missed. i flicked them at him. they moved faster than sound and it was really close range. like a rifle. no damage. wow. he is super durable. definitely don't want to be this guy's enemy. "consecutive normal punches," his fist multiplied ten fold. i managed not to get hit. i reared back and hit him in the chest. hard. he flew across the city. he was back instantly. no visible damage. mega durable. he reared back for another punch. i held him back with my power. the cobalt blue aura on him made his bald head look like an alien. he was pushing back on it. i couldn't stop him but i can slow him down. he was moving a bit faster than a turtle. he was smiling. i slammed him hard into the ground. massive crater now. he just looked up at me from the rubble. "are you satisfied yet?" i called down to him. he disappeared again. yup. he was behind me. barely got out the way this time. i had to wonder why he always tried to punch me. weird. massive shockwave sent cars flying out the way. i caught him with my power. he wasn't gonna bruise easily. throwing him to the moon wont do any good. so i made him spin. really fast. in all directions. a strong wind was created. i stopped him sudden instantly. he looked at me with a sickly expression. i pointed him to the side as he threw up. i giggled. "satisfied yet?" he was still throwing up. he stopped a few minutes later. he was still looking woozy. i set him on top of the apartment building. he doubled over and threw up again. i floated in the air as he finished. "wow...never hit you once," he wiped his mouth. "of course not. im not stupid. ill die if i get hit by that," i said. he chuckled. "not as durable as you look?" he grinned. he actually had a smile on his face. no longer that blank expression. "im just not stupid. i like my body the way it is," i said. he chuckled. "...i like your body the way it is too..." he said under his breath. i don't think i was susposed to hear that. "been a long time since i actually felt something while fighting," he said. didn't know how to respond to that. "im starving. you owe me dinner," i said simply. his face went blank again. "...i didn't get dinner from the store," he said. i face palmed. must have been that chicken he had. "...looks like you will be going to the store," i said as i leaned back and chilled in mid air. he chuckled. "will you be here when i get back?" i nodded. he jumped down and started walking.
i had almost dozed off when he called up to me. i rolled to look at him. "come inside," he said as he walked into his apartment. i floated down and came through the window. i shut it without touching it or the ground. He went into his kitchen and started cooking. he came out a few minutes later with two bowels of rice with grilled chicken on it. he set them on his small table. he patted the ground next to him. i held up some fingers and the bowel with the chopsticks levitated off the table. it started moving to me in mid air. "oh come on. sit down. my house isn't dirty," he said. i looked at him. he had changed into some pajamas at some point. i didn't notice. he sat with his bald head smiling up at me. i sighed. i floated and my shoes were about to touch the ground. he cleared his throat. i sighed. i pulled them off and stepped on the floor. i put them by the front door. i took a seat. i began to eat.
we ate in silence. he kept stealing glances like i didn't notice. i finished and placed the sticks on top of the bowel. "thank you for the meal," a small bow and i got up. i picked the bowel up and put it in the sink. i made my things float back in the little bag. i made my shoes float to me. i floated in the air and put them on. i was about to leave but he grabbed my hand. i looked at him. "....thanks. for rekindling my fun in fighting," he said. i grinned. i grabbed his arm and pulled him into a kiss. he was surprised. his hand made its way to my neck. he started kissing back. i bit his bottom lip. he didn't let me in. he owes me. im getting my fill. i forced my tongue in his mouth. he tried to push it out. guess his tongue was the only thing that wasn't strong on him. he struggled. i pinned his to the bottom of his mouth and felt around. he started to pull away. nope. not done yet. i grabbed his waist. pulled him close. i realized why he was pulling away. it poked my leg. i giggled. i sucked his breath away. his other hand ran along my chest. yeah. he was into this. i was enjoying this. a bit too much. i was growing. i pulled away. he chased but i didn't let him connect again. he had a dark blush. it was poking against his pants, trying to break through. "looks like we will see each other again, soon," i floated towards the window. a burst of wind. the window was shut. i turned around. yeah. hungry eyes. rape face. "i haven't felt something like that in a long time. REALLY long time," he said. i moved him with my power and opened the window. "sorry babe. just met you today," i started to the window. another burst of wind. i sighed. not gonna be able to leave. this room isn't big enough for a fight. "you are the uke-" i barely got the words out before he jumped on me.
"gotta say...didn't think you swung that way," i said. he was laying on my chest with a leg on my waist. he giggled. "i don't...just...needed the release," he said. i giggled. "that must have been a lot of release you needed. my chest is filthy," another chuckle. my groin hurt. really bad. didn't think i could be rode that hard in my life. "...when you haven't felt anything for as long as i have, every thing is welcomed," he said. he buried his face in my neck. "are.....are you seeing anyone?" he said. "nah..." i said simply. "...well....i was wondering and...." "just met you today and you spill chicken all over me. you buy me a new shirt then steal it along with all of my belongings. you challenge me to a fight to the death. ive seen you naked. ive fucked you. we were already dating, you are just now finding out," i explained. another chuckle. "you were amazing..." "would you expect anything less?" i heard snoring. i smiled. i tried so hard to go with the subtle. asked for his name and ended up with a boyfriend, a place to stay, good sex. wait till i tell tornado...
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wow. didn't see that coming but im glad it did. hope you enjoyed it. will probably put out the next chapter later on today. look forward to it. thanks for reading!!!
Ronald