Funny Poems

By nscruz13

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Poems meant to make you laugh. AND YOU WILL LAUGH. Enough said. :) More

Funny Poems
I NEED FOOD
Old People
Cell Phones
Disney (SMH)
School
Haikus?
Writer's Block
Acrostic
Vote Please
What is Funny?
Kristen Vargas
Teachers
Modern Warfare Three
Cover?
FIVE HUNDRED READS
Penn State
Patriots Fan
Stalkers
When You're Bored
Punk Music
Oh Yeah, Christmas, YEAH!
Weird Girl Fetishes
Public School
Me, Myself, And I
For the Win
Haters
The Dog
Holy Shiittttttt

SWAG (not like Kyu)

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By nscruz13

I have so much swag,

It makes people kind of mad,

How they cannot get what,

I been had.

The swag,

I'm sad you can't see it,

You can only feel it in my presence,

Swag is part of my very essence.

Some people may hate,

But that is only normal,

People want what I have,

And they are so ungrateful and informal.

So once again,

To clarify and not to brag,

I have so much of this little thing...

SWAG!

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