Arsing About
How embarrassing!
Okay, he was an army guy
And they’re always ‘up for anything’
Fit, gorgeous, muscular
Though laying on top of the blonde haired beauty
With his trousers down,
Bearing his buttocks in public?
It was disgusting!
But my sister could never resist doing
This in toy shops
So blushing, I ran,
Leaving Action man and Barbie to it!