The crew: *arguing about McDonald's over all things*
Ben: No's it's not finger food.
Jeff: McDonald's is not finger food? A chicken McNugget is not a finger food?
Jack: It is finger food, I agree and I'm a cannibal so that says a lot.
Jeff: Are you fucking shitting me right now? You have said a lot of dumb things in your life and this is the first time you said something where I actually want to throw this fucking axe in your fucking face.
Ao: *spits out water*
Ellie: *bursts out in laughter*
Ben: *taken aback* Dang.
Ao: *to Ben* He's so mean to you.
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Jeff: Cause y'know, Jack doesn't have homegirls, like a lot of them. Just a select few y'know. So mind you, let's say his personality was like my personality, where I have like equal amounts of girl and guy friends.
Jack: Ao is hella jealous tho.
Ao: I'm not hella jealous.
Ellie: *bursts into a fit of laughter*
Ben: THAT JUST SHOWS HOW JEALOUS YOU ARE!
Jeff: *screaming while Ben is talking* OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ao: *trying not to laugh* No no no, I'm not hella jealous! AT ALL.
Ben: That fucking response was the best response ever!
Ao: He's exaggerating, I'm not jealous at all!
Jeff: *screams in excitement*
• • •
Jeff: But you know how I feel about you tho.
Ellie: Yea ..
Jeff: Sometimes you call me Jack, sometimes you call Jack Ao, it's like it's just a simple mix up.
Ellie: Well that's good to know.
Jeff: You called Ben like seven names before you called him Ben yesterday, like "Jack, Jeff, babe, what the fuck, BEN."
Ellie: I did call him babe, cause of "Ben" "babe", fuck and he's just like "Thanks".
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Ben: What's wrong with being in someone's mouth *everyone goes silent*
Ellie: W-well I mean you choose who's mouth you wanna be in, you know what I mea-
Ben: But I can be in anybody's mouth,
If I needed to-
Jeff: WHO ARE YOU?!?
Ellie: I know! Who the fuck did I become friends with?
Ben: It doesn't make me wanna throw up like- I could touch tongues with Jeff right now if I wanted to.
Ellie: No I don't believe you, go!
Jack: Fucking go!
Jeff: How much money would I get is the question.
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omg I'm back
Kinda
Hopefully
(All of this is from jknews :-) )