A/N: This chatroom is gonna be hella lame and filled with lame ass puns. If you have problems with those thing, don't read.
Like for real don't say I didn't warn you.
~Everyone has logged on~
LeaderBae: You guys I'm super b-
SmallMaknae: Mario 64?
LeaderBae: I hate you
SmallMaknae: Love you too
FluffBaer: Sike bitch she's mine
FoodAllDay: Wow clingy much
FluffBaer: Shut up Wendy at least I have someone to love
Happiness: You guys I'm bored
LeaderBae: Same fam
FoodAllDay: THEN LET'S HAVE A PUN OFF!
FluffBaer: Why would we do that?
FoodAllDay: Yeri knows why....
SmallMaknae: BITCH WE ESTABLISHED THIS ALREADY I'M THE QUEEN AND YOU ARE A PESANT!
Happiness: Pesant is offensive Yerim, don't use it
SmallMaknae: Then how else am I supposed to describe her?
FluffBaer: How the fuck are we supposed to know?
LeaderBae: ^^
FoodAllDay: YOU GUYS.
PUN OFF.
NOW!
Happiness: Or what?
FoodAllDay: *sighs* Loser pays for our dinner
Happiness: Can we choose it?
FoodAllDay: no, the winner will choose the meal
Happiness: Fine
SmallMaknae: So me and you Wendy?
FoodAllDay: Yes bitch
LeaderBae: We'll be the judges
FluffBaer: I never agreed to this!
SmallMaknae: JUST DO IT AND IRENE WILL GIVE YOU THE BOOTY!
LeaderBae: YERIM YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
SmallMaknae: FAM WE ALL KNOW YOU WERE GONNA DO IT ANYWAYS SO YEAH
LeaderBae: Whateves
SmallMaknae: basic white chick
Happiness: That reminds me... When are we gonna watch white chicks?
FluffBaer: Maybe next week
For now we have to be judges
SO LET'S START!
YERI YOU START!
SmallMaknae: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!
What did the Disco ball say to the phone charger?
Happiness: What?
SmallMaknae: why don't you DISCO-NECT YOUR SELF AND COME OVER HERE?!
FluffBaer: I'M FUCKING DONE
LeaderBae: 1-0
Just because puns are lit
SmallMaknae: OMG EOMMA KNOWS WHAT 'LIT' MEANS!!
LeaderBae: Yerim you better stop or I'll just crown Wendy as the pun queen
SmallMaknae: Fine
Happiness: Wendy go!
FoodAllDay: OKAY OKAY HOW DO YOU PUT AN ELEPHANT INTO A FREEZER?
LeaderBae: How?
FoodAllDay: VERY CAREFULLY!
SmallMaknae: ._.
FluffBaer: ._.
Happiness: ._.
LeaderBae: I don't get it
FoodAllDay: Okay lemme just try another one
WHICH PARADE IS REALLY DARK?
FluffBaer: Racist
Happiness: What parade?
FoodAllDay: A BLACK PARADE!
(mcr refrence)
LeaderBae: Imma just give you a point because I feel bad for you
SmallMaknae: I don't even know what mcr is (me right there)
FluffBaer: Alright YERIM GO GO GO!
SmallMaknae: CHARARI IROL BAEN
DONE DONE DONE
(correct the korean please thanks)
Happiness: Fam don't do this to me they disbanded LIKE MY HEART IS STILL HEARTBROKEN STAPH!
FluffBaer: It's okay Joy we'll all cry after this while eating and watch 4minute videos along with Hyunah solo cams
SmallMaknae: Um no we will watch Gayoon and Sohyun!
LeaderBae: WE WILL WATCH JIYOON!
Happiness: JIHYUN!
FoodAllDay: BITCHES DAMN OKAY WE WILL WATCH ALL MEMBERS EQUALLY JUST GO YERIM IT'S YOUR TURN!
SmallMaknae: K THEN BITCH!
I hate insect puns, they really BUG ME!
FluffBaer: YASS YERIM SLAY
LeaderBae: Hey you're mine!
FluffBaer: Chill bae I'll give you love later ;)
😙😚😏
SmallMaknae: Why do I feel uncomfortable all of a sudden?
Happiness: OHHHH WENDY WHAT YOU GONNA DO NEXT!?
FoodAllDay: Okay okay...
What does Ariana Grande say when she's dying?
SmallMaknae: Fam don't mess with Ari like that WE WILL SQUARE UP
LeaderBae: What does she say?
FoodAllDay: FOCUS ON ME!
FluffBaer: BRO!
Happiness: OHHH
LeaderBae: Should we continue?
SmallMaknae: Yass bitch it's wayyy better then sleeping!
FluffBaer: Your move then Yerim
SmallMaknae: Alright Alright,
I changed my phone's name to Titanic
ITS SYNCING NOW
Happiness: YES YERIM SLAY
FluffBaer: YES
LeaderBae: GO WENDY GO!
FoodAllDay: Where do Barbie and Melanie Martinez live?
Happiness: ?
SmallMaknae: IN A DOLLHOUSE!
FoodAllDay: IN A DOLLHOUSE! YES!
FluffBaer: YERI LET'S GO!
SmallMaknae: AYO AYO! SEVENTEEN!
A BOOK JUST FELL ON ME,
AND I ONLY GOT MY-SHELF TO BLAME!
LeaderBae: Daniel DAMN
Happiness: OHHHHHHHH
FluffBaer: 4-3 LETS MOVE GO GO GO GO GO!
FoodAllDay: What do you call my head in the future?
LeaderBae: What.
FoodAllDay: A-HEAD IN TIME
FluffBaer: YES WENDY YESSSS!
LeaderBae: 4-4 Let's move Yerim!
SmallMaknae: A bike can't stand on it's own..... IT'S TWO-TIRED!
Happiness: YES YES YERIM
FluffBaer: 5-4
LeaderBae: WENDY LET'S GO!
FoodAllDay: What does Jessie J say to Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj when she gonna shoot?
FoodAllDay: BANG BANG!
FluffBaer: BANG BANG!!
LeaderBae: BANG BANG BANG!!!
SmallMaknae: Yas
Happiness: 5-5 Yerim go!
SmallMaknae: Have you ever heard of the man who got his whole left side cut off? He's ALL-RIGHT NOW!
LeaderBae: I don't get it
FluffBaer: Hold up imma explain to her
Happiness: Hahah! I get it!
SmallMaknae: Good job you get a cookie
Happiness: For real!?!
SmallMaknae: No
But I'll get you candy when we go to the store next week
Happiness: K fam
LeaderBae: OH! I get it!
SmallMaknae: Thank you Seul-bear
Actually.....wait never mind just thank you
FluffBaer: No problem
Happiness: 6-5
FoodAllDay: My turn!
What did the seatbelt say to the other seat belt?
YOU BETTER BUCKLE UP!
SmallMaknae: Fam that's horrible
FoodAllDay: IT WAS STILL BETTER THAN YOURS!!!
LeaderBae: No hers was better
FluffBaer: It's still gonna be 6-5
Happiness: LET'S GO!
SmallMaknae: Being a vegetarian is a huge MIS-STEAK!
Happiness: I agree
FluffBaer: Yes fam!!!
LeaderBae: 7-5 WENDY LET'S GO
FoodAllDay: Wait it's my turn?
SmallMaknae: Go ahead~
LeaderBae: Yes
SmallMaknae: And never come back~
FoodAllDay: Wait really? What did Yerim do?
SmallMaknae: until you apologize ~
Happiness: She did the one about steak
SmallMaknae: for what you've done wrong~
FoodAllDay: Hold up imma scoll up to see it
SmallMaknae: cuz in the end~
FoodAllDay: Ah! I found it!
SmallMaknae: this will be dead~
FluffBaer: So NOW do you believe us!?
SmallMaknae: and we'll all forget~
FoodAllDay: Yeah
SmallMaknae: what we're really here for~
Okay my made up song is over
FoodAllDay: What's a cows favorite activity?
Happiness: Moo?
FoodAllDay: Going to the MOO-VIES
FluffBaer: Ur better than this I'm totally disappointed in you
LeaderBae: I'll give half point so it's now 6-5.5
SmallMaknae: So is the pun off over?
FluffBaer: Yes now we'll announce the winner
Right after this commercial break!
SmallMaknae: FAM FOR REAL NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?
LeaderBae: ANNNND WE'RE BACK!!
FluffBaer: The winner is........
KIM YERIM!
SmallMaknae: YAS BITCH
Happiness:
Here you go!!!!
SmallMaknae: HELL YEAH!!!
FoodAllDay: Alright alright yerim what do you wanna eat?
SmallMaknae: CHICKEN, RICE, AND BEEF RAMYUN!
LeaderBae: BUT CHICKEN GIVES ME INDIGESTION!!!
SmallMaknae: THE DON'T EAT IT!!!
FoodAllDay: Alright imma order it on the phone!
~FoodAllDay has logged off~
Happiness: I'LL PREPARE THE 4MINUTE VIDEOS!!
LeaderBae: ME AND SELUGI WILL BUY ICE CREAM!
~LeaderBae has logged off~
~FluffBaer has logged off~
~Happiness has logged off~
SmallMaknae: Now to change their user names......
~SmallMaknae has changed username to BossAssKim~
~BossAssKim has logged off~
~FluffBaer has logged on~
~FluffBaer has changed username to PikaBaer~
~ PikaBaer has logged off~
~LeaderBae has logged on~
~LeaderBae has changed username to Baechu~
~Baechu has logged off~
~FoodAllDay has logged on~
~FoodAllDay has changed username to VocalMeme~
~VocalMeme has logged off~
~Happiness has logged on~
~Happiness has changed username to KkyeopJoy~
~KkyeopJoy has logged off~
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Hey there guys!!
I know this was SUPER MARIO 64 LONG!
And it might have been hella lame for y'all
I'm sorry
FOR BEING SO HILARIOUS!
*pats self on the back*
ANYWAYS!
Thanks to animecat777 and blurryface_meli for letting me use our group chat for this crack chat
(To be completly honest, they probably forgot about me using our convo. Anyways, I changed a bit of it due to losing some screenshots of our convo and to fit my Red Velvet Crack Chat better.)
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