leaf: ROMAN I HATE U
roman: no you don't
leaf: NO I DON'T
hyojin: what
pyro has joined the chatroom.
pyro: the title of the chat is major clickbait I just thought you should know that
leaf: ik
pyro: okay good I didn't want to seem like a dick
roman: you already do.
hyojin: shut up roman
roman: okay
pyro: actually my friendship goals
hyojin: i will never admit that i'm friends with roman
roman: yeah same
austin: why am I friends with you guys
leaf: AUSTIN WHEN DUD GKH GET HER
austin: stop
leaf: DADDY PLEASD
roman: that's gay mate
hyojin: OH MY GOD
hyojin: oH
pyro: well! then!
roman: I want to die.
hyojin: Saaaaaaaame
pyro: jesus how many of you are theRE
shorb: many
moob has joined the chatroom.
moob: who the *** is pyro
shorb: ayyyye moob
moob: jfc I don't even go online anymore I'm awful
hyojin: who's moob
moob: hyojin? lmao aren't you dating calvin
leaf: JESUS NO
hyojin: lmao isn't calvin gay
papa has joined the chatroom.
papa: probably
leaf: JOJI GO AWAY
papa has left the chatroom.
hyojin: im crying
shorb: same
pyro: introduce yourselves?¿
roman: you first
pyro: fine
pyro: i hate my real name so call me pyro. i'm seventeen + from the u.k.,, you probably won't see my face for awhile because i'm really insecure about it
leaf: i'm calvin or leafy. eighteen and from utah. i look awful so don't even bother
hyojin: hyojin, fourteen (SHUT UP I TURN FIFTEEN IN A FEW DAYS), and i'm from australia, originally from korea
roman: roman, sixteen, russia. i look like an actual potato so fock off
moob: i'm deleting this chat anyway soo lmao
shorb: SAME SO LIKE
moob has left the chatroom.
shorb has left the chatroom.
leaf: LMAO THEY ACTUALLY FULLY LEFT IN CRYING
hyojin: OMFG I'M
pyro: sORRY I TEND TO MAKE PEOPLE LEAVE
roman: no they never talked in chat so like it's actually not even close to your fault.
austin: rip
austin: im austin, from new york + i'm fifteen
leaf: joji's on like once a month so like. he's irrevelant
austin: LMAO RIP
pyro: well! it's nice to meet you all but it's three a.m. and i have college so i'll message you all later on? goodnight!
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why am i writing another leafycynical fanfic end me
anyway yeah, 2014-ish and chatroom based. i just felt like making calvin eighteen and niall 16?? i
edit 11.8.2016: i'm going through and doing comedic censoring on all chapters :')