Pick up lines with Eren

By Jen833

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Just popped up in my mind so yeah this book was born its just gonna be random pick up lines that I'm gonna te... More

What?!
Time off
I'M BACK
Special chapter feturing Ender

He.he.he

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By Jen833

Italics are the pick up lines
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Jen: ok so that is the ummmm lets call it the blush'o meter
Eren: why do we need that and how did you get those pictures
Jen: i find my ways anyway the reason we need that is because im gonna be telling you a bunch of pickup lines and depending on how much you blush ill match it to the blush'o meter
Eren: i never agreed to this
Jen: well to bad now sit time for the first pick up line
Eren: fine *sits down on chair* go ahead
Jen: ok let me think ok got one I was feeling a little of today but you definitely turned me on *looks closely at eren*
Eren: *blushes*
Jen: i'd say thats a 40% on the blush'o meter so how do you feel *pokes eren's cheek*
Eren: fineperfectlyfine
Jen: ok anyway thats if for now see ya next time
Jen/Eren: byeeeeeeeeeeeee

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