Once upon a time
There lived a boy
His name was Ryan Ross
He lived in a cabin in the woods
And was a flaming homosexual.
One day, another young boy, named Brendon, skipped into the woods
He was unknowing of the cabin
And the whore inside it
Yet he continued on his path
Got curious
And went through the trees.
A few minutes later, he found the cabin
And got more curious/aroused
He didn't knock on the door
Just walked in
And saw Ryan Ross
Who was naked.
"My, what a handsome face you have!" Brendon cried.
"All the better to look at you with, my dear." Ryan replied.
"My, what long fingers you have!"
"All the better to touch you with, my dear."
"My, what a big penis you have!"
"All the better to fuck you with, my dear."
Brendon shrugged, took his clothes off, and they had lots of sex.
The end.