I am bread fanfic

Last Piece

I am the last bread product in the kitchen. I am a baguette. I see a rotting bread slice on the ground and I just watched a poor young saltine fall to the floor, so close to the cheese. I am scared to move but I now my purpose. I start, just beginning my quest to escape... Wait is that a human? A human! Oh god save us all! He's throwing away the poor bread slice.. He stepped on the cracker! Oh lord save my soul! He's picking up a knife, what's going on?! I'm so scared- Ah!! He's cutting me! It hurts, stop! The human is relentless I feel like I'm fading yet I can't pass out. Suddenly, he picks up all my pieces.. He's buttering me? What is this strange act of kindness after hurting me so badly.. SAVE ME! He's eating me! Oh god, oh god, why me?! Somebody help! Plea