Hiro: hey tadashi
Tadashi: what
Hiro: have you ever pondered the meaning of life?
Tadashi: um no
Hiro: but have ever thought about why we exist, or if we're just characters in a story with a written ending? What if this isnt reality? How do I know i havent fallen into a coma years ago and this is all a dream? Hey, when we die, our brains replay all our memories within seven minutes, right? What if were just in those seven minutes? What if im already dead?
Tadashi: have a snickers, youre not you when youre hungry
Hiro: *eats snickers* HUNTY BITCH SWEATY ASS HOE
Tadashi: there we go