Pronoun Problems: A Novel Abo...

By AaronRubicon

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Tom and I were childhood best friends. And were convinced that we were funny. So convinced that, when we grew... More

1 - A Stripper Name
2 - Girl-Handled
3 - What Stupid People Feel (Part 1)
4 - What Stupid People Feel (Part 2)
5 - The Prom (Part 1)
6 - The Prom (Part 2)
7 - The Words That Changed Our Lives Forever
8 - Moral Panic!
9 - Dungeon Master Standards
10 - I Like Cars!
11 - The Sizzling of Lizards
12 - In L.A. You Ain't Shit
13 - D Cup
14 - My Gay Exploits
15 - Tantalizing Hints
16 - Near Death
17 - A UFO Abduction Experience
18 - An Actual F**king Plan
19 - The Room
20 - Aftershocks
21 - Unfulfilled Dreams and Maybe Cocaine
22 - Divine Intervention
23 - Obscenities and Gratuitous Insults
24 - Moo!
25 - Nobody Roots For The Overdog
26 - Dead Russell (Part 1)
27 - Dead Russel (Part 2)
28 - Cupid's Evil Twin
29 - Thanks For Nothing, Al Qaeda
30 - A Taste of Human Trafficking
31 - Off With Our Heads!
32 - On A Scale Of One To Hitler
33 - Funk as Druck
34 - Script Whores
35 - Writer Boi
36 - The World's Loudest Lesbian
37 - What Kind of Lunatic?
38 - Crunchberry Razorscooter
39 - The Most Feared of The Ostrich Diseases
40 - Eventually Ninjas
41 - Legs For Days
42 - Get This Party Started!
43 - The Next Mrs. Rubicon
44 - Our Bathrooms
45 - Man's True Best Friend
46 - One Hundred Percent Support
47 - Kerpow!
48 - Scintillating Dialogue
49 - The Airhead Council
50 - All Hail Aaron and Tammy!
51 - Money To Buy Green Beens
52 - What About The Fish?
53 - It's A Girl!
54 - A Hankering For Man Meat
55 - Cinderella Story
56 - Surgeon General's Warning
57 - Flight Is Stupid
58 - You Can't Lose Them All
Afterward

Dedication

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By AaronRubicon

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about." — Plato, maybe?

This novel is a work of fiction.

Fiction inspired by true events.

Fiction that is emotionally true.

But fiction nonetheless.

And I would like to dedicate this work of fiction to my best friend Jeff, who became my best friend Jennifer.

To Jeff, I want to say that I am sorry you had to fight your battle alone for so long.

And to Jennifer, I want to say that I am happy that I got to be there when you won.

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