~Nemo updated his status~
I found daddy's diaries!
~comments~
Percy Jackson: They aren't diaries they're journals!
Annabeth Chase: mmhm
Megan Revis: HE'S GIRLY!!!!!!!
Grover Underwood: Percy when did you become so girly?
Percy Jackson: MY MOM MADE ME WRITE THEM!!!!
Sally Jackson: Yup. There should be one for each year at camp.
Nemo: I see six!!!!!!!!!!! 5 thick and one thin!! (A/N the thick ones are from the 1st series and that thin one is from the demigod files. there are also two from the demigod diaries and another one in the demigod files but they dont have anything to do with camp, and they're not during the summer.)
Annabeth Chase: Wow Percy you wrote down everything that happened.......
Nemo: The diaries say that he has a crush on you and that you look good in Greek battle armor and that he was jealous when you talked about how you spent time with Luke (the evil guy) and Thalia (the scary lady)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan Revis: Really Percy really? NO ONE looks good in battle armor. I mean look at the Aphrodite kids. Even they cant make it work.
Emma Jones: Yeah..They look like chubby metal barbies.
Percy Jackson: NEMO!!!!
Annabeth Chase: Im going to rip out my eyeballs, eat them, and then barf them up.
Emma and Megan: GROSS!
Hermione Granger: DO IT!! YAY! DIE!
Annabeth Chase: NVM
Hermione Granger: AWWW!
~Annabeth Chase logged off~
Thalia Grace: SCARY LADY?!?!?!?
Nemo: *breaks into song* Oh oh here she comes, watch out or she'll chew you up! Oh oh here she comes-
Thalia Grace: -_-
Leo Valdez: IT'S A -
Thalia Grace: *punches Leo's face*
Emma and Megan: NO! LEO!
Thalia Grace: He's fine...I think
Emma Jones: ...
Thalia Grace: >:P
Megan Revis: SCARY LADY!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHE KILLED MY LOVER!!!
Emma Jones: No! He's MINE!!!!!! *fights with Megan Revis over Leo Valdez*
Megan Revis: *fights with Emma Jones over Leo Valdez* *gets so mad and stops fighting*
~Megan Revis logged off~
Thalia Grace: >.<
Emma Jones: Serves you right! Knocking out Leo like that...
~Nemo updated his status~
Sometimes I think I'm more related to mommy than daddy. I mean look at me and mommy. We're so hot and he's so.............. NOT. Plus we're more smarticleist. * tries to drink Kool-Aid with Finpit (fish armpit) * WHY CAN'T I DRINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
~comments~
Annabeth Chase: I'm not your mom!
Nemo: But daddy said that he used a lock of your hair for a life syrum for me!!!! (A/N That's in our new story Life of a Nemo. The first chapter comes out in November. Mark it on your calenders guys!!!!!)
Annabeth Chase: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Percy Jackson: HEY! I'm hot!
Emma Jones: Sure you are....
Megan Revis: Leo is hotter than you.
Percy Jackson: NO HE ISN"T!!!!! >.<
Annabeth Chase: PERCY I WILL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PERV!
Percy Jackson: Help me Mom!
Sally Jackson: I don't help perverts.
Megan Revis: LOL I'll send you a pic Sally.
Percy Jackson: I'm not a perv!!!!!
Sally Jackson: I just got a picture of you touching Poor Annabeth's boobs at some sort of party.
Percy Jackson: MEGAN!
Megan Revis: I didn't do anything and I have proof too! *uses alibi app* Megan was at my place watching a television program when that picture was sent. SEE?
Sally Jackson: Im gonna go now...
Nemo: BYE GRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally Jackson: -_-
~Sally Jackson logged off~
Nemo: She didn't say bye!!!! :'(
~Random Guy updated his status~
*Bob the builder themesong tune* BOB THE CAVEMAN! IS HE PREGNANT? BOB THE CAVEMAN! I DON'T KNOW!
~comments~
Emma Jones: LOL
Harry Potter: Don't make fun of Bob!
Emma Jones: Why cant I?
Megan Revis: Because Bob is the best friggin' caveman ever!
Emma Jones: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!?!?!?!
~Percy Jackson updated his status~
My mom says we need to make a PSA for the wizardz cuz they are rude and innappropriate!
~comments~
Hermione Granger: HEY!!
Leo Valdez: PSA?
Annabeth Chase: It stands for Public Service Announcement
Hermione Granger: I am not rude or inappropriate!
Percy Jackson: Yes u r
Hermione Granger: How could u?
Annabeth Chase: You are inapprpriate but not rude.
Hermione Granger: You're just jealous of my boobs, cuz they're bigger
Megan Revis: EW! TMI!
Piper McLean: Hermione+Sluttiness= Nasty
Annabeth Chase: My PSA: Don't talk about boobs.
Piper McLean: PSA: Don't be a slut.
Leo Valdez: Mine is: Don't have cookies before dinner or it will ruin your apitite cuz then you will have a dodo atnd have no toliet paper to take care of it so basically if you don't want to have a baby stop eating!
Piper McLean: What??
Leo Valdez: It means don't have secks without protection or you will have a baby.
Annabeth Chase: Did you get that from nigahiga?
Leo Valdez: Yup
Annabeth Chase: .................
~Percy Jackson updated his status~
Can I ask a Question?
~comments~
Emma Jones: okay?
Percy Jackson: Okay here it goes, Do you-- Know the Muffinman?
Megan Revis: No.
Annabeth Chase: Seaweed Brain (Percy, not you Megan)
Megan Revis: :P
Percy Jackson: :(
~Annabeth Chase updated his status~
Ugh Mortals...
~comments~
Megan Revis: What happened sis?
Annabeth Chase: I was walking to Starbucks when a little girl come up to me and asks "What's a vagina?"
Emma Jones: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Megan Revis: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Frank Zhang updated his status~
RACISTS THESE DAYS! WHENEVER THEY SEE ME THEY'RE ALL LIKE "Dude can you see? Cuz if you can't then open your eyes!" OR "DO-YOU-SPEAK-ENGLISH?????" JUST BECAUSE SOME OF US ASIANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAKING THE GOOD NOT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE THE FUNTING OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~comments~
Hermione Granger: Is that Chinese/canadian Baby Man ok? ( I saw his profile pic i'm not stalking him. He's not even good-looking)
Hazel Levesque: Frank Why don't you go cool off for a bit and practice your archery or feed the elephant.
Frank Zhang: FINE! BE THAT WAY! NOBODY WANTS AN ASIAN AROUND ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Frank Zhang logged off~
Hazel Levesque: I'm gonna go talk to him.
~Hazel Levesque logged off~
Hermione Granger: No don't leave me! I'm forever alone!!!
Hi guys Blue here! Hope you liked this chapter! Don't for get to vote, comment, and follow! If you would like to see the PSA on Youtube, then go onto Youtube and type in nigahiga skitzo PSA and to see where I got the idea for Frank's status, type nigahiga off the pill rebecca black. I will also put the links here. Thanks for reading! (P.S Pic on side is Frank)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQtd-_wX8A <PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYZ3upT4c < Off the Pill
#Team Hanate ( you would know what I'm talking about if you saw the PSA video!)
-Blue AND KITTEN!!!