"how do i passive aggressively say 'fuck you' in flowers?"
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in which Person A owns a flower shop and Person B storms in, slaps a twenty dollar bill on the counter and asks for Person A's help in picking out passive aggressive flowers.
A/N:
geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred).