vehemence; sam claflin

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samclaflin: EMILIA THE BLOODY SCOOTER SCOOTERED ME drewhluna: I AM STARTLED samclaflin: oh bOY you are not em... More

1 - scooter accidents
2 - zebra humans
4 - big fat meanie
5 - squad groupies
6 - henry danger vs skype calls
7 - shaming sam
8 - the decking
9 - exp0zed
10 - mac and cheese kids
11 - hot hot hot chocolate
12 - sibling parties
13 - finnick odair
14 - airplane mode

3 - dweeb crew

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samclaflin: DREW

drewhluna: OH MY gOSH WHAT

samclaflin: do you want to meet Emilia Clarke

drewhluna: OMG YES

samclaflin: ok good because this is her right now

drewhluna: WAIT WHAT

drewhluna: HI OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW ME

samclaflin: BABE Sam talks about you a lot

drewhluna: HHSAH that's really funny, he's a dweeb

samclaflin: HHAHAHAHAHA GIRL U SO RIGHT

samclaflin: Sam says "give the phone back now"

drewhluna: tell him "no you dweeb. very very strongly like, drew<3"

samclaflin:

samclaflin: HAHA this is all of us right NoOWWsbshg

samclaflin: HI I'M MATTHEW LEWIS

samclaflin: I PLAY PATRICK IN ME BEFORE YOU

drewhluna: OMG HI SAM LOOKS SAD

samclaflin: HAHA U r funny, he is just defeated

drewhluna: poor little guy

samclaflin: Sam says you are a very good-looking mama cita

drewhluna: WHAT

samclaflin: Haha yeAH ishshefohsh Sam is Hittingme noW

samclaflin: !\>iiii frjxo jdjshshcihhgs

drewhluna: i don't speak spanish

drewhluna: did you get that funny joke

drewhluna: i actually do speak Spanish it is my first language but Anyways

samclaflin: helehdu HI it is sam now

drewhluna: hey where did my new frenz go

samclaflin: they are dweebier than me

samclaflin: you don't want to be near them

drewhluna: first of all, no one is dweebier than you

samclaflin: hEy Bzhshenocv

drewhluna: what

samclaflin added realmattdavelewis to the group

samclaflin added emilia_clarke to the group

samclaflin has named the group I love Matt Dave Lewis😍😍👅💦

samclaflin: i am being forced to do this

drewhluna: HAHAHAH

emilia_clarke: HI DREW BE MY FRIEND I HATE SAM

realmattdavelewis: Me too lol

samclaflin: YOU GUYS LOVE ME

realmattdavelewis: ...

drewhluna: do any of you guys watch bob's burgers

emilia_clarke: what's that??

realmattdavelewis: No

samclaflin: I do ;)

emilia_clarke: "say you haven't seen it so I can impress her"

samclaflin: EMILIA YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO REVEAL THE BEHIND THE SCENES CONVOS

emilia_clarke: ahah well actually i have and Louise is my favorite character

samclaflin: I LIKE GENE

drewhluna: I LIKE GENE

drewhluna: hey don't copy me

samclaflin: you said that after me

drewhluna: maybe you just knew

drewhluna: guys i had my first college cheer practice today

emilia_clarke: omg i didn't know you cheered, that is so cute

drewhluna: but really sweaty though

samclaflin: don't worry, it won't be the first time you'll be all sweaty

realmattdavelewis: Hey you stole that from me

samclaflin: once again, no need to reveal behind the scenes convos

drewhluna: samuel what the FUCK did you just say to me

drewhluna:

drewhluna: these fingernails boutta scratch you the fuck up i tell u that

realmattdavelewis: Kinky

drewhluna: at least someone gets it

samclaflin: you're blushing in that picture

drewhluna: .

emilia_clarke: as a fellow girl, that "." means that she was in fact blushing and does not feel like admitting it

drewhluna: EMILIA i thought u had my back

emilia_clarke: girl i can't help it i'm still sam's side hoe

realmattdavelewis: Actually, he's yours. You run the show

emilia_clarke: you know what??? matt you're right

realmattdavelewis: Um yeah I know

samclaflin: i can't believe i am finally winning

realmattdavelewis: What are all of your secret talents

drewhluna: i can recite every word of 2pac's "i get around" from memory

samclaflin: i can eat four donuts with chris rock

emilia_clarke: i can eat twenty pieces of pizza at stevie b's

drewhluna: that's what i strive for

drewhluna: found out i'm 5'4" today WOOOO

samclaflin: hoLy you're so small my heart cannot take it

drewhluna: WHAT DID YOJ JUST SAY

drewhluna: BOY IF YOU DONT

samclaflin: you know what

samclaflin: i said you're so small and cute because GUESS WHO's 5'11"

drewhluna: definitely not mr sam claflin, that's for sure

drewhluna:

drewhluna: i mean sure, they filled in but not that much

emilia_clarke: wait are you talking about

drewhluna: his dinky? yes

realmattdavelewis: Did you just identify it as a dinky?

drewhluna: quit it i'm a twenty-six year old college student and i'm trying my best to live off of ramen noodles because i don't know how to make mac and cheese

realmattdavelewis: You know, the only reason I kept Sam around as a buddy for so long is because he makes killer chocolate chip pancakes

emilia_clarke: i second that

samclaflin: i agree, my pancakes are the best

realmattdavelewis: But before we start being nice to Sam, let me just clarify that I am 6'0"

samclaflin:

realmattdavelewis: That was a very mean thing for you to do

drewhluna: you know who else is 6'0"

drewhluna: Luke Wilson

emilia_clarke: what does luke wilson have to do with any of this

drewhluna: he doesn't

drewhluna: i just love luke wilson

realmattdavelewis:

realmattdavelewis: Dang, my glo-up is clean.

samclaflin: i wish i could disagree bro

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