Aye, just a little reminder that I've been busy lately with my summer schedule so I might not be able to update as often like now. There are some days which I'm totally free so I'll most likely be working on my requests then :)
Anyway, this was a request from -ironic hope you enjoy :)
WARNING: Slight lemon-ish (just a tiny bit I swear, it's probably not even lemon but idk)
You were over at Dazai's place for a little sleepover. You were cuddled up against your boyfriend on the couch watching (Anime show *comment please! :D). You yawned loudly as Dazai put his arm around you and held you closer.
"You're having fun, (F/N) chan?" he whispered in your ear.
"Yeah, but I've seen this episode too many times... Plus, watching TV is getting a little tiring now." you replied.
"Then what do you wanna do?"
"Let's do fun challenges!" you suddenly exclaimed, jumping and up and down in your seat. Dazai chuckled as he kissed your forehead.
"Alright, then. What's our first challenge?"
"How about a Chubby Bunny challenge?" you grinned mischievously. You desperately wanted to see Dazai's cute little chubby face stuff with marshmallows in them. He got up and grabbed a bag of marshmallows from the counter and set them on the couch.
"You ready? I won't lose." Dazai smirked, holding his first marshmallow.
"I won't either." you quickly popped the marshmallow into your mouth and said, "Chubby Bunny!"
"Chubby Bunny." he pushed his first one in all the way in the side of his mouth. When you were on your third one, your face contorted a little and made Dazai chuckle.
"Chubby Bunny." Dazai said loud and clear. You were on your 4th one and your mouth was quite full with the candy.
"Har big iz your mauth?!" you said, trying your best to talk clearly but it nearly came out as muffles. Your soulmate couldn't help but to howl in laughter as one of his marshmallow rolled out of his mouth.
"Ew!!" you whined like a little 6 year old girl, pointing at the slimy candy, rolling off the couch as it went, 'splat!' on the floor.
"Sorry. I'll redo that one." he smiled and picked up the marshmallow that was on the floor and tried to put it back in his mouth until you slapped his hand away.
"For the love of everything, get a new and clean one, you dirty freak!" you scolded.
"Yes, mother~" he teased and got a fresh one from the bag.
"Chubby Bunny." finally when you were done to your last final one which was the 5th one, the marshmallow became visible from your teeth and your mouth was all puffy and big.
"Mmmrrffhh." you said.
"Wha?"
"Mmmrrrffhh!!!" you faced Dazai with an angry expression as he snickered. He quickly took out his phone and snapped a picture of your cute angry face with marshmallows taking the shape of your cheeks. You spit out the marshmallow into a bowl and your nose scrunched up.
"Hey! Delete that picture right now!" you reached for his phone that was in his hand until he threw it back behind him on the couch.
"I'm still going~"
"You don't need to. Because you beat me you little cheater." you puffed your cheeks, arms crossed over your chest.
"It's because you didn't stuff it in your mouth further enough. You just popped it in your mouth. That's how it fills quickly." he winked, continuing on. When it was his tenth one, he finally gave up, spiting it into the bowl.
"Wow. You have a huge mouth. And your face didn't get really puffy!" you were disappointed that you couldn't see Dazai's face all puffy and cute.
Dazai crawled over to you, wiggling his eyebrows. "Do you know what I do with the mouth of mine???"
You blushed slightly and smacked his head. "Please, Dazai."
"I have an idea for the next challenge." he got out from his seat and came back with two bottles of whipped cream.
"What the hell, are we gonna have a whip cream fight or something?" you said as he handed you a can.
"No, but..." he opened the cap and put some whip cream on your nose. "Who can finish first??"
"But you just put some whip cream on me just now. That's cheating." you licked off the cream from your fingers that you got from your nose.
"Come on, (F/N) chan. It's just one."
"Fine~ But I'm going to win this."
"I wouldn't be so sure~"
"Whatever, you're going down anyways. Ready, set, go."
The two of you began draining the whip cream from the can. You realized that you pushed the pedal too far and a huge blotch of whip cream plopped on your mouth, overflowing it. Dazai was in the middle of eating the whip cream so all he could manage was to point his finger at you and laugh silently.
"G-Gosh... That was a terrible mistake..." you said after you finished your first one. Dazai was literally shaking the can to see if there was more, trying his best to finish the whole can before you.
"How far are you?! That was like a minute and you're almost done!" you said as you ate another round of whip cream.
"Actually, I'm not even half way there."
Few minutes has passed and you and Dazai were exhausted. You two were starting to get sick of the whipped cream, especially Dazai who had a total of 10 marshmallows in his mouth.
"I can't do this anymore... I'm getting sick..." you rubbed your tummy and shivered.
"How about we do who ate the most?"
"How are we going to find that out?"
"Mine is like, right down here." he pointed to the very bottom of the can.
"What? No way, you liar." you took his can and your expression immediately changed and replied with a short, "Oh."
"See?? I won this challenge." he smirked as he took the half way full bottle from your hands and put whip cream on your nose.
"What are you-"
He leaned closer and licked the whip cream off your nose as you squeaked.
"D-Dazai!!" heat rose up to your face, watching Dazai licking the corner of you lips where the leftover whip cream were.
"This is more fun than simply putting whip cream in my mouth." this time, he put it above your lips and licked that off perfectly, but like a little thief, he captivated you into a rough kiss.
"H-Hey! Quit it!" you pushed him off but he only smiled.
"Why can't you let me do this? I know you like it, (F/N) chan~"
"Your breath smells like marshmallows and whipped cream! It's gross!"
"How is that gross? Plus, the whip cream on your lips tastes much better than the ones from the can~" he then again put another one inside your mouth this time as he put his tongue in the pile of cream and ended up exploring your mouth.
"D-Dazai..." you moaned slightly, making Dazai flush.
"You sound so cute, (F/N). You want to continue?" he gave you permission but you shook your head furiously.
"I'm tired, you huge pervert. But I want to do it someday with you." you face bloomed, as you bit your lip, embarrassed. Dazai gave you a quick peck on the lips.
"Ohoho, I'll be waiting until then~"
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Wow. Um, so I obviously got a little carried away.... I know I said that I wouldn't be writing smuts, lemon, or lime but I hope that doesn't count as one...
I am probably considering writing one of those in the future, but not right now, sorry :'(
Ahh, I feel embarrassed right now~ >/////<
For those of you people who wanted Dazai to get it on with you, maybe next time~