*calum🖕is facetiming you*
Me: you really have to stop- Luke?
Luke: that's me
Me: why are you calling me?
Luke: I don't have your number and I wanted to know how you are
Me: well I'm good thanks for asking
Me: but where is Calum?
Luke: oh, he is taking a shower
Me: where are you guys?
Luke: we're in a hotel in Washington DC
Me: cool
Me: I wish i could see so many places like you do
Luke: it's pretty cool but I miss Australia
Me: just one more month, you can do this
Luke: the first thing I will do is going out with my family
Me: well apparently I'm going to England with Cal
Luke: you're going to England with Cal?
Me: that was what I was saying
Luke: he didn't tell me
Me: maybe he was busy
Luke: ya talking to you
Me: sorry
Luke: it's alright I-
Calum: Luke the fūck are you doing
Luke: facetiming with Khloé
Calum: why are yo- is that my phone?
Luke: obviously, i dont have her number
Calum: give me my fūcking phone back!
Luke: jeez calm down mate
Me: guys?
Calum: why do you have my phone and why are you facetiming?
Luke: I didn't have her number so-
Calum: and that isn't going to change!
Me: calum?
Luke: jealous much?
Calum: go away Luke!
Luke: we're sharing a room...
Me: Calum calm down jeez
Me: we were just talking
Calum: you guys are always "just talking"
Me: calum, maybe if you put some clothes on we can continue this conversation
Calum: I'm fine in my underwear!
Luke: what is going on mate?
Calum: that you're stealing my friend!
Luke: I don't steal her?
Me: he doesn't steal me?
Me: cal, I'm gonna hang up. Call me back if you can act normal again
Calum: no you're not gonna hang up! What were you guys talking about?
Me: about touring
Luke: and that you guys are going to England
Calum: you told him?!
Me: yeah, I thought it wasn't a god damn secret
Calum: it's not a secret
Me: then why are you fücking act like it is one!
Calum: i just didn't tell them because it's none of their business!!
Me: but why are you yelling at me?
Calum: i am not yelling! I raise my voice!
Me: that's the fücking same!
Luke: are you guys ok?
Calum: leave us alone Luke
Me: we are not ok
*the door opens*
Michael: why is Calum fücking yelling?
Calum: i'm not yelling!
Luke: now you're doing it again
Michael: Khloé?
Me: hi mike
Ashton: what's going on here?
Luke: calum is yelling at Khloé
Calum: I am Not Yelling!
Calum: and why is everyone in my fücking room?
Luke: our room
Ashton: it's nobodies room
Me: you acting really weird Cal. I'll leave you alone, bye
Luke, Ashton, Michael and Calum: No
Me: what is your problem?
Calum: that you fücking flirt with my friends when I'm not there
Me: i didn't flirt! You overreact
Calum: oh you were flirting
Me: I'm not! Why would I?
Luke: well-
Calum: Luke shut up!
Ashton: calm down mate
Michael: nobody is flirting here
Luke: i'm gonna sleep with mike. I'm fücking done with this
*luke walks out and the door is closet*
Ashton: what the hell is going on Calum?
Calum: he took my phone
Michael: so?
Calum: he was flirting with Khloé
Me: he wasn't flirting with me!
Ashton: and what if he was... What's the matter?
Calum: ...
Ashton: I see...
Ashton: you-
Calum: don't you dare to say it!
Ashton: I think it's better if Khloé goes
Calum: she is not going anywhere till we're end this conversation
Me: no Calum i'm done with you
Calum: but Khlo-
Me: bye