Chapter 34-"Wait when did you learn how to ride a moterbike?!"
Why can I hear barking?
Why am I freezing?
Why am I lying on something hard?
Why- okay there is so many questions running through my mind right now that most could be answered by opening my eyes.
Then open your eyes genius.
Agreeing with my self and opening my eyes, first word that comes to mind... That I want some mc nuggets.
Okay second thing that comes to mind is where in the world am I?!
Creasing my eyebrows and having my mouth gaped open as I slowly take in my surroundings of a field and not just any old field with a flaming cow on it no... That's too mainstream I'm on a field of lavender and it is very beautiful- if I wasn't freaking out on where the hell I am I would have taken the time to look at the glorious view.
Another question what on heck am I sat on?!
Looking down at what I'm sat on... It's a car roof.
WHY AM I SAT ON TOP OF A CAR?!
Climbing off the car and landing on the lavender on my bottom with a thud, ow I'm not doing that again.
Standing up and looking at the car to see feet hanging out the window... Huh, looking actually in the car to see Nathan asleep lying across the two front seats, with his seat handing out the passenger side and his head against the drivers door.
Walking through the lavender with my dress which is slowing me down, wow I'm not even too worried about the fact it's ruined.
Getting to the drivers door and opening it watching Nathan's top half fall out the door before catching him self and wake up "huh?" He grumbles turning to look at me.
"Morning darling how are you in this marvellous day? Maybe I ask for your attention at the fact that were in a fudging field?!" I say as calmly as I can with a fake smile.
Nathan's eyebrows crease and slowly looks around before he opens his mouth to say "do you have any idea whom's that dog belongs to?"- wait what?
I was expecting him to swear?!
What dog?! Looking at Nathan confused before he flicks his head to inside the car, still confused I poke my head around the car door to see a giant dog sat on the backseats.
"Why is there a giant collie sat on the backseats to a car we don't own?" I ask Nathan gives me a look saying how the hell do I know?
"Where? How? Why? Who? What? I'm so confused and hungover" Nathan complains rubbing his forehead, I nod in agreement climbing into the car "when did we get a car too?" Nath asks his head on his steering wheel as I bang my head against the head rest "I don't know, all I remember from last night is smashing that damn watermelon and then shots then more shots" I grumble nursing my poor head "why did we even go in that club?" Nath grumbles in reply I shrug.
"Might as well get out of this field before a farm comes out and tries to kill us" Nath says turning the keys and starting the engine.
Looking down at my dress, "happen to have a spare t-shirt...?" I ask sweetly Nath chuckles and shakes his head "sorry tink" I groan climbing into the backseats with the dog seeing if there is anything here.
Picking up a white shirt creasing my eyebrows as I look at Nathan seeing he's wearing a white t-shirt "hey Nath where's your suit gone?" I ask as I pick up his suit jacket also watching Nathan shrug "where di you get the t-shirt from?" I ask "I don't know! If I knew how I got this t-shirt or how my suit jacket and shirt ended up with a dog we might not be in this mess!!" Nath snaps his hands tightening on the steering wheel.
I nod to my self before looking down at my dress, fiddle sticks! I have no bra on because of this stupid dress! Brilliant.
Turning my head to see the dog next to me looking at me with his tongue out, how on earth did we mange to get a dog?!
Climbing back into the front still trying to figure out how I'm going to put Nath's shirt on without flashing my chest to everyone...
Well not everyone because there is only Nathan and the dog. I need to thing of a name for him... Hmm Simon? Narr Buttercup? Too girly...
Max? Nope.
Hercules? Perfect.
"Nath don't look at me okay" I say Nath glances at me in confusion "what did I say!!" I shout turning in my seat so I'm facing the door, checking no farmer is out in the fields. Nope all clear, sliding my dress off and not even letting the dress fall to my hips before I put the shirt on faster then usain bolt. Doing up the bottoms before sitting back on the seat normal and sliding the dress down my legs.
"Was all that hassle really worth it?" Nath asks I look at him seeing him looking amused "yes, you try staying in this dress!" I say throwing the dress to the back seats with Hercules.
"I've named the dog Hercules by the way" I mentioned as Nathan laughs shaking his head "course why not?" He laughs "oh by the way I have no idea where I'm driving I'm just driving through this never ending field" Nath adds on glancing at me "let me drive then" I grin "what?! No you'll kill us! You've not even passed your driving test!" Nath exclaims I roll my eyes putting my hand on the steering wheel to get it smacked off by Nathan.
"I can too drive!" I say trying to get control of the steering wheel but that's difficult when your not sat in the drivers seat, "right is this how we're going to play" I say moving to sit on his lap "bell I can't see!!" Nath shouts "I can we'll be fine!" I reinsure "that doesn't make me feel any better!" He replies rolling my eyes putting my hands on the steering wheel too steering it "will you get off" Nath says pushing me to the side so my face is against the widow "no you move!" I say pushing him.
We end up both of us hands off the wheel and pushing each other but we're still moving because someone still have their foot on the peddle... Not saying any names but it sounds like Nat Han...
"Let me drive!" I shout as we push and shove each other "no! I'm driving!" Nath replies trying to get me off his lap, "I can dr-" getting cut off by Nathan shouting "COW!!" Turning my head and us both screaming as we shut our eyes both spinning the wheel to try and avoid turning the cow into a burger.
"Look a gate!" I shout pointing at the gate Nath hits the breaks hard causing us both to go forward me banging my head on the wheel "ow" I grumble "sorry tink" Nath says turning me to look at him so he can see if there is any visible damage "you're good, do you want to go unlock the fence or shall I?" Nath asks "I'll do it, I'll be funny watching someone with no shoes on and a shirt which is only just coving my bottom try to unlock a gate which is almost the same size of me" I nod climbing out the car walking over the slightly muddy grass to the gate.
Lucky I'm not too bothered about mud and dirt.
Looking at the gate seeing the bolt at the top, climbing up onto the gate so I'm sitting in top of it unlocking the bolt feeling the gate move open by its self, "ahh!" I scream loosing my non-existing balance falling face first in the muddy grass.
Sugar pumps.
"Bell!" I hear Nathan shout as I lift my head too watch him running over to me "you all right?" He asks helping me up looking down at Nathan's white shirt now covered in mud along with my legs and arms.
I just start laughing with Nathan following along after me.
Both just stand there laughing so hard we're holding our stomachs for minutes, before I wipe my hand on my- Nathan's shirt and wiping it across Nathan's t-shirt. His laughter stops as he looks at the mud with a shocked expression before he wipes his hand on my shirt (it's my shirt now) and then looks at me covered in mud already and looks at his hand.
"Didn't think that through did ya?" I laugh, Nath slowly shakes his head before wiping his own hand on his t-shirt "I'm debating starting a mud fit with you or not" I say with a grin forming "if you start it I'll finish it" Nath relies confidently "be modest about it" I laugh Nath shrugs, "Nath I think that's a farmer..." I trail off pointing over his shoulder he turns around and I jump on his back he stumbles and falls to the fall dropping me in the mud too.
Both laughing as we throw mud back and forth at each other getting covered in mud "the only thing that could make this funnier would be-" I stop as we hear thunder.
That was scary I was just about to say 'would be funnier if it started raining' that's freaky...
Feeling rain starting to fall on us "I have to say you look very handsome good sir" I smile as I curtsy to him, Nath laughs "you look outstandingly beautiful madam" he bows with a grin, both bursting out laughing as it starts to rain harder.
"This is defines us, if it was someone else they would be freaking out because we have no idea where we are nor how we got here but yet we're here playing in the rain having a mud fight laughing our heads off and neither us care what we look like. I've missed this" Nath says softly smiling softly at me as rain trickles out his face his hair covered in mud and sticking to his forehead but he still looks amazing.
"We're just that... Fantastic" I smile Nath nods chuckling wrapping his arms around my waist spinning me around, both laughing and smiling.
"We coming to figure out where we are?" He asks I nod running back to the car, reaching the car and turning around see Nathan watching me with a smile and then shakes his head with a chuckle opening the gate fully, coming to the car.
Jumping into the car, crossing my legs on the seat and watching Nathan drive out the car, reaching over to look at the radio clicking on the channels before music comes on. Hearing thunder again and Hercules barks "shh Hercules it's just thunder" I say turning to see him lying across the backseats "what are we going to do with Hercules when we get back?" Nath asks "keep him!" I grin, Nath smiles softly at me "you know I would but, we both travel too much" he says softly I nod not thinking of hat aspect.
"Where are our phones?" I ask creasing my eyebrows as we drive down a narrow country road "I have not clue" I nod at Nath's reply and I start looking about the glove compartment and on the floor.
Maybe it's in the back with Hercules?
Climbing to the back and looking around something catching my eye under the seat, oh it's Nathan's tie... Oh wait!! There's something else pulling out Nath's phone.
"Found it! Thank you Zeus!" I grin holding it to the heavens and climbing back into the front hearing Nathan laughing "what charge is it though?" He asks "one minute it's turning on" I say and I grin at his scream saver, it's me with my glasses on hair back when it was brown, it's the picture I told him to delete but he didn't because he was going to put it on the wall and what goes on the wall stays on the wall.
Grinning at the picture not even realising Nathan as been saying my name "how is it on 50%?!" Nath exclaims I look at the charge and gap how?!
Shaking my head and unlocking the phone seeing so many unread texts and miss calls "should I ring one of them?" I ask Nath shrugs and nods ringing the last person on the miss calls which is Tom.
"NATH!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU'RE DEAD IN A DITCH I'LL COME FUCKING KILL YOU MY SELF, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING STRESS WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH!?ALSO ISABELLA'S MANGER HAS BEEN NAGGING OUR EARS OFF SAYING ITS YOUR PISSING FAULT SHES NOT AT SOMETHING!! I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! WE WERE SO WORRIED!!"
Taking the phone from my ear as Tom rants his shouting if defending me, what should I say?
"Sorry?" I say pathetically "sorry?! OI BOYS HE'S SORRY!!- wait that wasn't Nathan?!" Tom shouts but then mumbles the last bit to him self probably "bella?" He asks "yep..." I get cut off "YOU'RE IN SHIT TOO! JOSH IS GOING TO KILL YOU AND NATHAN ALONG WITH YOUR MANGER AND US!-" I cut him off "alright I get it we're sorry! Not our fault we got drunk and now we're in a car in the middle of a lavender field with a large dog in the back seats also no idea where we are" I explain.
Hearing a pause of silence before I hear Tom telling everyone else that.
"So where are you?" I look at Nathan he glances at me and shrugs "we have no clue, we're going to find a town or village now and ask where we are" I say "alright good" Tom says "we're going to go now and find where we are, bye bye" I say hearing Tom say bye and hanging up.
"Look a village" I grin pointing forward and hearing Hercules bark, Nath pulls up outside a small shop "I'll go ask" he says getting out and going to the shop.
"So Hercules, got a girlfriend? Had any? Someone called meg?" I ask referring to the disney film.
God I'm a sad person, talking to a dog about disney.
Nathan comes back "okay well would you believe me if I told you we were in Scotland?" He says banging his head back against the head broad turning to face me "what? How? What?!" I exclaim how did we mange to get to Scotland?!
"But... BUT??" I stumble Nath nods understanding "google Ayr, South Ayrshire to find out where the heck we are" he grumbles I nod doing so "about seven hours" I reply Nath nods biting his lips "want to go to the beach before we leave? It's just a few minutes down the road apparently" he adds I nod with a grin "yeah!"
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"It's freezing!!" Nathan laughs as I run to the sea with Hercules running behind me "so? It will get the mud off us" I grin running into the freezing cold waves and let out a scream "come on! You wuss!" I grin "I'm just not an idiot" Nath shrugs in reply "chicken!!" Making chicken noises and acting like a chicken "right then!" He says taking his t-shirt off and running to the sea and picking me up over his shoulder running into the icy water.
"This was a terrible idea" he laughs putting me down I nod but grin leaning my head on Nathan's shoulder wrapping my arms around his neck trying to get my self out of the water "well at least we aren't cover in mud" I smile leaning my forehead on Nathan's.
You know what lets just go for it either it will be great or it will make the rest of the seven hour car journey awkward.
Closing my eyes counting to three and pressing my lips to his, he's surpirsed.
This was a bad idea! He'll push me away it will make the whole thing awk-
I stop my negative thinking by Nath kissing my back and bringing his arms around my waist pushing us closer together.
Okay I don't regret this.
That's brilliant.
Hearing Hercules barking in the background but I'm too busy kissing Nathan.
Course perfect moments don't last foever.
Because a wave hits us causing me to scream/laugh clinging to Nathan "we better get going" Nath says "your lips taste salty" I laugh he grins "so do yours" he replies pecking my lips.
Nath turns around to start walking and I jump on his back "come on Hercules!" Nath shouts he barks and runs over shaking his fur, "I'll buy a a few blankets from the shop to keep us warm" Nath says I nod as we get to the car holding my arms close to my chest.
White shirt, not a good idea.
Wet t-shirt contest right here, woop woop.
Feeling fabric being placed over my head, I smile at Nathan putting my arms through the sleeves of his dry t-shirt and I take the shirt off from under the t-shirt "thank you" I smile.
"Welcome" Nath smiles driving back to the town to buy blankets... Wait buy?
"Nath how are going to buy them?" I ask confused "with money" he says slowly "and I'm worried on how we brought this car because a range rover is not cheap! And I only have £20 in my wallet so I'm worried that I've brought it using my credit or debit card" Nath explains "oh god yeah" I exclaim as Nath gets out and goes to a stop.
We're lost and have no money well have money but in debt.
Getting hit by something soft "thank you" I smile wrapping the blanket around me and taking one and putting it over Hercules as he falls asleep in the back seats.
"London here we come in over seven hours. Woop"
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Slowly waking up to see Nath rubbing his eyes and watching his head drop slightly and then shoot back up "Nathan" I say tiredly, he lazily turns his head to look at me "let me drive you are shattered" I ask he nods lazily stopping the car and unbuckling his seat belt and I climb over him while he slides under me so I'm the drivers seat.
"Wait you can't drive" he exclaims looking scared "I've had some lessons and I've drove a motorbike how much different is a car?" I ask with shrug.
"Wait when did you learn how to ride a motorbike?!"
"Erm that's a story for when you're not tired"
"Or you could tell me as a bed time story" I laugh at Nathan's reply before starting the car again and getting ready to go forward but I go in reverse causing us both to fly forward "now I'm scared I'd rather Hercules driving" Nath grumbles as he leans his head against the window as he shuts his eyes "if I die I die in my sleep peaceful way to die" Nath says in a whisper before he goes to sleep.
Right let's try and drive.
Okay I won't kill anyone.
Starting driving and I have an idea if I tell the story Nath won't be awake to heat it but technically I did tell him.
"So story time well Luke rode a motorbike, you remember Luke: Horrible, nasty, heartbreaker, e.c.t well he made me learn out of fun because he enjoyed watching me fail and fall off it not being able to push the bike off me if it fell on me. Like I said he was just mean. One night it actually came in handy because he was an idiot and started a fight with some thugs and it got pretty bad at the point where I punched a few times, he ended up telling me to... F-off because I was useless at fighting so he told me to take his pride home. And I did with no crashes or injures thank god but that was before I got home, I hid the bike and slept up in the tree house so neither my parents or siblings saw me with a bruises everywhere and cuts all over me too, stayed up there and cried. See lucky you aren't listening because you'd blame you're self but it isn't your fault at all because you didn't know I was doing that stuff nor that you thought I would because you left me in hope I'd be smart and do good in life with a new boyfriend but I was stupid"
I ramble on realising it was dark and I hadn't turn on the lights.
I really shouldn't be allowed to drive a car.
"Where's the arsehole now?"
Creasing my eyebrows and looking at Hercules hearing a deep chuckle. Sugar plumps he heard me "sorry for swearing but it was used correctly" he explains glancing at him seeing his pained expression with a mixture off tiredness while being wrapped in a blanket "prison most likely wait no actually his dad probably bought him out of it" I grumble "I'm -" I cut him off "don't say sorry you did nothing! I'm sick of apologises you can't do anything now it's in the past, I've learnt from it" I shrug "I'm sorry for saying sorry" Nath smiles sightly I laugh shaking my head "I think we should pull over and have a sleep" he suggests I nod pulling the car to the side off the road.
"I'm really cold" I shiver "come here" Nath says I happily agree and climb over so I'm sat on his lap snuggling into his side feeling him putting the blankets over us both.
This will probably be a fun road trip even though we are broke, cold and have a dog oh also our phones will probably die before we get home so we knowing us we'll get lost and end up in a tree.
But...
#YOLO
God I should be flung from a hippo into a bamboo true.
That's just used for sarcasm now.
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Whoop whoop a nella road trip.
Learning more about Luke... Maybe he'll come back... Hmm.
No one knows.
So who loves the Show Me Love music video?!
Oh and the album coming?!
Oh and the tour?!
All came at once whoop! Very happy!
Anyone else have tickets yet?
Sorry I'm very excited and I get to see them in the same month as my birthday!
I'll stop with the rambling now and let you vote, comment and fan.
(Hope you didn't cringe too much when I put yolo)