A truck driver was driving on the highway one afternoon and heard a pop!. So he thought he blew a tire and went out to check. When he went, he found a bottle in a gutter. He wiped the bottle to see what bottle it was when an old genie popped out.
The genie said,"Man I'm too old for this!You get one wish not three just one." The truck driver thought about this and replied.
"How about making all the bridges wider?"
The genie yelled,"Do you know how many bridges that is?! Come up with something simpler!." The driver replied.
"How about making blondes as smart as brunettes?"
The genie said,"How wide would you like those bridges?"