"Ahem, today we are doing this experiment for your guys entertainment," I said holding a clipboard and wearing a white lab coat and glasses; for effect of course.
"Ah, um, Kay-san, why are we doing this again?" Japan asked.
"Well, first a group of you guys wondered how your fan girls, from another world/dimension, mind you, would act if they saw you. And when ____ and I presented the idea everybody either went 'Omg! So cool!' or 'I bet they are as beautiful as moi.'"
A large percentage of the nations were standing in the room all awaiting for the event. We, standing in front of all them, had a room behind us with that special glass that you can only see through one side; which held three girls.
"What are their names?" Belgium chirped. You took the clipboard away from me and listed the names off yourself.
"Their names are Diana, Katelyn, annnnd Kiana. Haha, two of the names are almost the same," you smiled. "Okay girls," you spoke into a microphone so the fans can hear and they straightened up as they were having a conversation about who they loved the most. "Our first observation is going to be how you guys react when one of these guys are with you."
"Any volunteers?" I ask to the crowd. The girls shouted out people they wanted but we ignored them.
"These three volunteer!" Russia called and pushed forward the Baltic Trio. The girls continued to scream out for the ones they wanted.
"But they seem too innocent for this," I frowned. "Why not France and Prussia," we shared evil smirks.
"Kesesese! The Awesome Me and France can handle them, whats so bad about it?" You opened the door and pushed them in. They stumbled in and all three girls froze from what they were doing and their eyes became wide. The men smirked liking the attention but suddenly the girls jumped up and ambushed them. Screams and shouts could be heard for miles.
"I got France's sock!"
"Take my vital regions Prussia!" They obsessively shouted. All the other nations stared in horror and turned to us.
"I-is that h-how they really a-act?" Latvia asked shaking, thanking God that he didn't go in there.
You nodded and held an adoring expression putting your hand to your cheek, "oh, our fellow fan girls."
I opened the door and France and Prussia fell out with their hair sticking up in awkward places and their clothes barely made it with them. England snickered at them. I quickly shut the door again so the girls wouldn't get out but they were too preoccupied marveling the things they have required, which one was a sock. "Just wait till we put one of you in there that is their FAVORITE person."
All the sane ones shook their heads not daring to go into the 'fan girls of death' room. "Wait, jow would they act with a girl country? I believe their reactions will be a bit different," Japan said. Of course he would know, otaku's practically came from him.
"Ahahahaha! Yeah, England go in there!" America shouted.
"I am not a girl, you bloody git!" England hit him.
"Why not Liechtenstein," I suggested.
"No way in hell, you're not," Switzerland held guns to our faces and covering his sister in protection. We held up our hands as if we were surrendering and tried to calm him down.
"Woah, its okay Vash. She will totally be fine in there," you talked lightly to him. After a few minutes of pressuring him with the help of others, he gave in and allowed Liechtenstein to go into the room. Still with guns at the ready, we led timid Liechtenstein into the room and waited to see what happened; hopefully it doesn't turn out the opposite way of what you were thinking. Once they saw her, they got the same look as before but seemed more... cautious?
"Aww! She is adorable!" they all cooed and walked towards her slowly as if they would scare her off (and Switzy will probably go assasin on them if they try anything else). The three enveloped her in a hug and Switzerland's tense arms fell limp at his sides - What trick are they playing?! Liechtenstein smiled softly and the girls giggled. The smug looks on our faces was almost too much to bare and we let the small country out.
"How did you like the demonstration?" you asked. Everybody remained spechless. Canada tried to pipe up but somebody opened the second door to the room with the girls in it on the other side of the room and rushed inside and tried to catch her breath.
"I am sorry I'm late!" she panted.
"Who are you?" you demanded through the microphone.
"M-my name is TNT... I'm here for the interview?"
"Where yer from, lass?" Scotland snatched the microphone away.
"America?" she said unsure if that was what he was asking.
"Everybody is from America, aru," China rolled his eyes.
"Hi, TNT!" I yelled.
"K-Kay?" she said shocked, "what are you doing here?"
"Just to stalk these amazing hot guys," I shrugged playfully though she wasn't able to see it. The nations stared at me and I quickly said, "just kidding!"
"Is the interview already over?" TNT pouted.
"For the most part," you nodded.
"This is getting boring. I'm leaving," Iceland said and put on his jacket to go. Then as that sentence triggered something, many of the others lost interest immediately and started to leave, too. You noticed this am became alarmed.
"Wait everybody! We've got cake!" you tried to get them to stay. The nation's froze and turned back around.
"Where's the cake?" Austria looked around in circles.
"I love cake!" Finland and Hungary said together and clapped their hands.
"Is there really cake?" I whisper to you.
"I-I don't think so... I just didn't want them to leave," you looked down bashfully.
"The cake is a lie!" America then said aloud. There were multiple groans and sobs of disappointment.
"Kolkol, why did you lie about the cake, ___?" Russia looked down at you.
Frightened you ran into the room with the other girls and warned them that Russia might come in there to get her. Kiana in there seemed pretty happy about it, getting to see Russia, but TNT looked as frightened as you did.
"I feel like playing the piano to express my sad feelings about not getting cake," Austria mumbled.
"Ugh, what can we do about this?" I said to myself. "Uh, why don't we all have a party now?! Since a lot of people are here and all."
They paused once again and thought about the suggestion.
"PARTY!" Prussia shouted happily. England looked like he already got the rum out and others started calling different places to bring food and other stuff.
~.~.~.~
By the end of next morning everybody was wasted and lying on the floor or just passed out from too much party-ing. You stepped out of the one room with TNT and observed the scene. They did all this AGAIN?! You face palmed and shook your head. The other girls already left and I left a note saying that I was leaving to take back over writing.
TNT went over to a snoring America and started poking his cheek. He had hamburger wrappers all over him, is there such thing as hamburger wasted?
"Uh, what are you doing?" you asked her. She squeaked and jumped back. "I-I'm sorry, America's just one of my favorites..."
You nodded your head in agreement and scanned the room again. Hey look there's Latvia, and is that a bottle of vodka in his hand?! Who knew that kid was a drinker? Scratch that, all the nations seemed to like drinking and doing ridiculous things.
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Well, I am stopping there 'cause I can't think of anything else :D But I hope you liked it. And it seems like I shall update this like once a month... though I might do more just depends on my free time. I had A LOT of soccer and volleyball going on. (then the problem with school...)
Also I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEA'S! =_=; I am thinking about ending this in about a couple more of these chapters. Maybe up to 20, then we can get to the special part where you get with your bishies ^^
Thank you all if you actually read this and please message me ideas and I sure will use them!
Here's some other funny things to keep you entertained~:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd-21zOrp4Y (is amazing if you also like Soul Eater :'D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyImq5hX-a8 (I'm not so sure if I showed this already =_=)
-with Wattpad people you can just type in all the exact letters and numbers and the right page will still come up :3 but I have the Hetalia/Soul Eater thing on the right here ----> -