"Remember who the real villain is."
"But who's the real villain?"
"Fuck, don't tell me it's Hector."
"No! Not Hector."
--
In which Hector is perceived as the villain, when in fact, he just sells ice cream.
But wouldn't it be nice to be a villainous ice cream man?
{random humorous plots are now being created. fuck. somebody needs to drag me away. -a}