BTS TEXTS

By _Erizlle

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|COMPLETED| You will now enter a weird world of Bangtan replying to your texts. It has jams i pro... More

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NOT AN UPDATE XD
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SOMEONE TAGGED ME XD
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AGAIN ?!!
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GERMAN TRANSLATION ?!
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WHAT ?! VIETNAMESE ?!
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I GOT TAGGED...?
THE LIFE OF AUTHOR-NIM AND HER BULLSHIT
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Srsly ?
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TAGGED AGAIN
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TAG UPDATE
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SORRY GUYSS
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hi it's me

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By _Erizlle

When BTS accidently wrecked/broke your favorite stuff and they're confessing their sin to you.

|Kim Seokjin|

Mariofangirl: Y/n....?

You: Yeah ?

Mariofangirl: Remember that watch you received from Jimin ?

You: Oh, yeah ! Why ?

Mariofangirl: I'm sorry...

You: WHY

You: 0____________0

Mariofangirl: I'll buy you a new one. I'm really sorry (T^T)

You: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WATCH ?!

Mariofangirl: I dropped it in water....

You: YOU BASTARD....

Mariofangirl: Language

You: JIMIN-AH BOUGHT IT IN SWEDEN !!!!!

Mariofangirl: SaY wHat

You: You idiot !!!!

Mariofangirl: I'm sorry !!!!!

|Min Yoongi|

Kumamon: Y/n-ah ?

You: Why ?

Kumamon: How much a signed shirt will cost ?

You: Signed shirt ?

Kumamon: A (your fav artist) signed shirt ?

You: I don't know actually...

You: Those are hard to find...

You: Luckily, I have one.

You: Why tho ?

Kumamon: I'm currently searching for one. I'll give it as a bribe for my life.

You: What ?

Kumamon: A bribe for someone who'll kill me if she found out that I accidently wrecked her favorite shirt...

You: ........

You: YOU MADAFAKA !!!!!!!!!!!!

You: YOU WILL DIE MIN YOONGI !?!?!?!!!!?!?!!!

Kumamon: Sorry

*Kumamon blocked you*

|Jung Hoseok|

Thatsmillingkid: Y/N-AAHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

You: What

Thatsmillingkid: IM SO SORRRYYYYYY !!!!!! (T^^^^^^T)

You: WHAT

Thatsmillingkid: IM SOOOORRRRYYYY ("T^^^^^T)

You: SAY IT WHAT THE HECK

Thatsmillingkid: I BROKE YOUR LAPTOP ("T^^^^^^^^T)

You: YOU WHAT ?!!?!!!?!??!!?!!??!!?!!!!!!!

Thatsmillingkid: IM SOOOORRRRYYYYYYY Y/N-AAAAHHHHHHH ("T^^^^^^^T)

You: PREPARE TO DIE JUNG HOESEOK !!!!!!!!!!!!

Thatsmillingkid: IM SORRRRYYYY AND IM NOT HOESEOK !!!!!!!!!!!! ITS HOSEOK !!!!

You: I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

Thatsmillingkid: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!! Y/N/L PLEASEEEEEE !!!!! I WANNA LIVEEEEEEEE ("T^^^^T)

|Kim Namjoon|

DanceProdigy: Y/n ? I have bad news...

You: What ?

You: What happened ??!!!!??!!

DanceProdigy: I'm such an idiot...

You: WHAT HAPPENED ??!!!!!?!?!?

DanceProdigy: I got your house robbed....I accidently left your door open when I went to the store....I know you entrusted your house to me but....

You: DONT FVCK WITH ME KIM NAMJOON IF THIS IS FVCKIN REAL I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!?!!??!?!!!!

DanceProdigy: I'm so sorry, y/n.....

You: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CARELESSS ?!!!!! THAT WAS MY HOUSEEEE !!?????!!!!!! KIM NAMJOOOOONNNNN ?!!?!!!!!!!???? I TRUSTED YOU ?!!??!!!!?? (T^T)

You: HOW COULD YOUUUU ?!!!!! THATS MY FVCKIN HOUSEEEEE ?!!!!! (T^^^^T)

DanceProdigy: Pfft ! Hahahahahahaha !!!! I got you !!! XD

You: What...?

DanceProdigy: Do you think I'm that stupid ?! Pwahahahahaha !!! You cried didn't you ?! Hahahahahaha !!!! Good thing, I only broke your fav headphones ! Hahahahahaha !!!

You: I swear to god, my heart almost stopped !!!! You freakin shit !!!

DanceProdigy: Hahahahaha !!! You got trolled !!!! Hahahaha !!!

You: Hahahahahaha !!! At least my house is safe, right ?

DanceProdigy: Yeaahh !!! It's all safe !!!

You: Wait.....

You: YOU WHAT ?!!!

You: KIM NAMJOONNNNNNN ?!!?????!!!?!!??!!!???

|Park Jimin|

SmolJimin: Y/N (T^T)

You: What's wrong ?

SmolJimin: IM SORRY (T^^^^T)

You: What ? What happened ?!

SmolJimin: I BROKE YOUR FAV FIGURINE ("T^^^^^^T)

SmolJimin: I BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE !!!! IM SORRY !!!!!! (T^^^^^T)

You: YOU PIECE OF SHIT

SmolJimin: IM IN THE MALL NOW (T^T) IM SORRY I'LL BUY IT AGAIN (T^^^^T)

You: You better be, Park Jimin !!!!!!!

SmolJimin: Sorry....

|Kim Taehyung|

You: KIM TAEHYUNG

You: WHY IS MY FAVORITE GLASSES GONE

You: WHAT ARE THESE CARDBOARD MADE GLASSES

You: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GLASSES

Thatweirdkid: What are you talking about ? It's there ! It's black rimmed,right ?

You: ARE YOU FVCKIN KIDDING ME ?!??!??!??!???!!!??!!??

Thatweirdkid: It's there !!! Y/n, look at it clearly !!!

You: THE ONLY ONE HERE IS THAT CARDBOARD MADE GLASSES ?!!?!!?!!?!!??!!!!!!!

Thatweirdkid: Isn't that it ?

You: YOU FVCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

Thatweirdkid: IM SORRY (T^^^T)

Thatweirdkid: I thought you wouldn't notice :(

Thatweirdkid: Sorry, y/n-ah.

You: ARE YOU JOKING WITH ME ?!!!!!???!?? WHO THE HELL WOULD REPLACE A REAL GLASSES WITH A CARDBOARD MADE ?!!! AND SAY I WOULDN'T NOTICE ?!!?!??!???!?!!?!!

Thatweirdkid: Umm....me..?

You: PREPARE TO GO TO HELL, KIM TAEHYUNG

|Jeon Jungkook|

*Auto corrects again XD lols*

Johncook: Y/n, after hearing what I will say, promise me you won't kill me...

You: wHat ThE HecK HapPeneD

Johncook: Promise me first

You: NO WAY !!! NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME !!!!

Johncook: Im sorry....

You: JEON JUNGKOOK

Johncook: IM SOORRRRYYYY

You: WHAT IS IT ?!??!?!!?!???!!!!??

Johncook: Me and Taehyungie-hyung are playing around and we went to your room and....

You: AND ?!??!!!!???

Johncook: Stepped on your ipad.....

You: YOU MUDAFUKIN KIDS !!!!??!!??!!!!!!???!

Johncook: I'm so sorry....

Johncook: We'll buy you a new one....

Johncook: Please dont hate me........

Johncook: Im really sorry....I wont come to your room again.....forgive me, y/n-ah.....

Johncook: Y/n ????

Johncook: :( :( :(

*

Updateeeee !!! Wooo !!! Lols. Comment and vote guys !!! :)

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