"Hey what are you doing here in the mall"
"Oh you know, hunting elephants"
"Thought they were in a fridge. Geez"
"And can we even eat them? Cool thought"
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Headline: SEX IS BAD FOR YOU.
ME: AND NEWSPAPER IS LAME AND BORING
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"I thought you like me John,"
"Firstly my name is Johny."
"Okay sorry. But I really like you Johny,"
"Secondly, I'm gay"
Moral: always let guy finish their sentence first
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People used to think whenever I cry I am sad. Or happy.
I cry
Because
Because I
Ugh fine
Because I can?
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If your grandma tells a joke, and it's not funny, don't laugh if you think so
Because back in december my grandma told me about chimpanzee is crazy, i pretend to laugh . she slapped my head saying 'dont be like your dad' I's like, 'watt'
It's not funny.
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Blunt people always like 'geez did you came from the hell'
She meant to say 'u so ugly'
But cool people can say
'Because I am hotter than you?'
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Some pickup lines are boring.
I can't understand them sometimes.
I mean, like, i don't know..
My friends get it but I don't.
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Why is Troye Sivan really cute.
And sexy when he's sweating after singing My Youth
Shit i wanna have him in bed
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