when rapmonster accidently break ever1 things n run to exo place n destroy everything too
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Jin: NAMJOON!!!!! WHY THE FU---
/All the members head pops out on Jin's door waiting for Jin's FU word to be completely said/
Jin: ----LLOPIAN TUBES DID YOU BREAK MY MARIO CART COLLECTION!
JHope: *sighs in relief* It's all good all good... False alarm. False alarm..
Rapmon: I didn't break it, it break it by itself. I was just wiping it.
Jin: . . . .do you really think my collections has self-destruct---
Rapmon: Can be. It happens in the movies..
Jin: *points out the door* Leave or you're sleeping outside.
As soon as Namjoon left he suddenly heard a lady shrieking in pain, but knowing it was only Jin in his room.
Namjoon: I was just trying to tidy his things up :(
Namjoon: *saw Suga bringing up his boxer*
Suga: Okay. Who did the laundry today?
Namjoon: *raising his hand* YOUR ONE AND ONLY----
Suga; MOTHER FUCKER! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BOXER!!!!
Namjoon: I just--
Suga: HUSH.. Too swaeg to hear. *pulls out his lighter and burned the boxer infront of them*
Suga: Bultaoreune
Suga: *dropped the flaming boxer on the floor*
Namjoon: But I was just trying to do the laundry. :(
JHope: *pats Namjoon* It's alright Namjoonie-ahh. Hobi understands---
Namjoon: Awww. Thanks Hyung! You're really a helping hand *hangs his arm at JHope's shoulder*
/Jhope's shoulder cracks/
Namjoon: . .
JHope: . . .
Jhope: Namjoon?
Namjoon: Y---yeah
Jhope: Please tell me it's just a crackled up empty water bottle
Namjoon: What water bottle?
JHope: It is my shoulder that breaks then?
Namjoon: . . . *slowly took his arm away from Jhope's shoulder*
Jhope: *nods*
Namjoon: *stuttering* Ar---are you----o---
JHope: *fainting while slowly raising a thumbs up* *thuds to the floor*
Namjoon: SHIT! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!!
Jimin: *in a normal voice* "Ambulance" hehehe
Namjoon: . . . .
Jimin: *giggling*
Namjoon: You got no Jams
Namjoon: Seriously. Call an ambulance muffin butt. Hoseok's shoulder broke
Jimin: *leans to look behind Namjoon with Hobi on the floor*
Jimin: Ohh...
Jimin: Namjoon Hyung is molesting me.
Namjoon: What are you---
JHope: *revived, stood up, screaming, screeching and charging up on Namjoon*
JHope: NOOOOOBBBBBBBOOOOOOOODDDYYYYYYYYY TOUCHES MY JIMINNNNNNN!!!!!!
/As JHope strangles Namjoon, Namjoon accidentally swept his hand on Jimin's Jars of Jams/
Jimin: NOOOOOOOOO!! *dolphin voice*
*gathering up all the broken jar glass and jams*
Jimin: YOU'LL LIVE BABIES.. YOU'LL LIVE.. PAPA GOT YOU ALL.. NO NO NO NO!!!!
*hands were bloody and shit from jar glass*
Namjoon: *slowly left Jimin*
Namjoon: Sorry not sorry....
As Namjoon too away Jhope from him, and left the mourning Jimin, he went to Kookie's room and saw VKook working on Jungkook's Seagull Paper Mache project.
Namjoon: Hey Maknaes..
VKook: *looked at Namjoon on unison* oh shit.
Jungkook: Here come's trouble...
V: Make it double..
Namjoon: Too much pokemon ehh?
Jungkook: I recommend you to be 500 meters away from us we're almost done and you're---
Namjoon: *resting his head on his hand with his elbow on their table*
Namjoon: Why? *cute*
VKook: OH SH--
*table broke*
*Seagull Paper Mache blasted off*
V: Fall---Fall----Fall.... Heotojineune~
Namjoon: I----
V: Poor....Seagull...
Jungkook: We.....worked.....half.....of....the....day.....for.....
Namjoon: So---sorry...
Jungkook: AHHHHHH!!!! *was about to charge at Namjoon*
V: *helds Jungkook's collar at the back while Jungkook struggling his way to Namjoon hlike a held up dog*
V: Hyung... I will teleport you to a place away from here.. temporarily until Kookie will calm down---bye. hhihihihi
/V zaps his space gun to Namjoon, then suddenly Namjoon/
Namjoon: Where am I...
Kris: Dude why are you here--- /swept away the shower curtain/
Namjoon: *screams* FUUUUUUUUU---I'M SORRY!! I'M REALLY SORRY KRIS HYUNG!!!
/Runs his way out through the wall wrecking Exo's dorm until he jumped out of the window/
Exo: the fuck
Lay: Hehehe can you guys slow your voice down---I can't hear what the movie's were talking about...*fell asleep*
Exo: . . .