Percy Jackson Jokes

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Filled with joke that I find from the Internet or that I make up myself. Please don't be a silent reader ! A... More

Annabeth or Piper
Percabeth
Who knew ?
KILL THOSE GREEKS.
Bro
TOTALLY.
HAVE A SNICKERS.
Team Percy vs Team Jason
Dear Octavian
AMAZHANG PUNS
PERSASSY
WISE GIRL
NOT YOUR TYPE
NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BLUE FOOD.
DAM MORTAL
LAST FRIDAY NIGHT.
REAAALLLY CAN'T DECIDE.
UH OH
KIDS THESE DAYS.
Another not your type
You did.
THE THIRD WHEEL
BRASON
GET IT?
911
You need to go to the doctor person
Perssassy 2
ONE THING IN COMMON : THE COLOUR BLUE
I KNOW IT.
Call Me Maybe
Don't.
RED FOOD
PERCY CRACKING PUNS
PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
There he is
A hyperactive Dolphin
Athena Cabin
PERCY JACKSON MATH
UH OH
ANNABETH WHEN SHE GETS ANGRY
BABY JIPER FIRST WORDS
LEO'S SASS
OW!! THAT HURT!!!!
Knock Knock Jokes with the Seven
Kings
Solangelo
Spellings
Awww
Yeah nice one!
PERCY AS A PARENT.
THE MIDDLE OF TARTARUS
Bro 2
THE PEGASI STABLES
LANGUAGES
DAM!
Leo all the way
How disgusting !!!
Wait what!?
I AM SCARED.
Oh Percy.....
Oh Leo...
Frank!
Magnus vs Percy
Bro 3
Percy!
What the demigod call each other in HOO
Fictional Guys Fighting Over Cake
Hogwarts vs Camp Half - Blood
Cinnamon rolls
Woops
Even Better
TOTALLY.
If the seven were to be the seven dwarfs
TO ALL : CHILDREN NAMES?
TO PERCY: SOLANGELO?
TO ALL: BEST PICKUP LINES?
Demigod Christmas
Jason!
That seems like some good advice
Yes master.
YOLO
I wonder
No wonder
TRUEEEEEEE
Lettuce
Perachel ( don't kill me I don't ship it! )
Percy vs. Hercules
TO ALL: SHAKE IT OFF?
Did he really!?!
What's your favourite icecream flavour?
Truth at last .
Which do you like more Caleo or Lazel?
Teaching Nico Math
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
If you had to swap girlfriends for a day, who would be the new girl?
Who is most likely to be the president?
To the seven & Nico - Who would you date besides your boyfriends n girlfriends?
Who is the most powerful demigod?
100th chapter. Really!?
Bro 4
Mythtaken
Bro 5
Piper!
If the seven were Youtubers
To Hazel: Schist.
If the sons of the big three got into a fight who would win?
To the old PJO crew: How obsessed is Percy with fish?
Favourite season?
NICO!!!
Two times Percy said "Never" to Annabeth
Percy in future be like
Don't mind the bad language.
Mirror mirror in the wall
Piper had recently learned Nico's secret from Jason and now shipped Pernico....
Bro 6
SO CAN I!!!!!
WILL SOLACE!!!
Awwww
According to Percy there is no need.
DAM YOU ADHD!
HUBBA BUBBA
So smart.
Correct.
The 7 as types of lays chips.
ADHD
I just realised this.
Snakes
Woke up in the morning feelin like P Jackson.
Think positive.
House of Hades what we/they realised
If Percy had a phone his contacts be like
LOL
Not your type 3
FOR THE LOVE OF HADES.
Nico loves Will's sweaters more than Will
Do you have the time?
Percy, when will you marry Annabeth?
Bro 7.
To The seven and Nico : What would you do it you had a twin?
FRANK!
If Mr D had a phone his contacts be like
Happy.
To the seven: Asdfghjkl
Orange in the new black.
Percy about BLUE FOOD.
Beyoncé
Bro 8.
Bro 9
To the seven: Describe Leo in one word
Bro 10!!
To the seven: Can you twerk?
Took it pretty well.
Hit a guy with glasses.
Hades Parenting #001
Authors note

Who's upset? I am on cloud nine.

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Piper, during capture the flag: Are you upset that you don't get to be in the same team as Annabeth?

Percy: Have you ever played a game with Annabeth?

Piper: No.

Percy: Have you ever gone into a steel cage with a wolverine?

Annabeth, yelling at Leo: FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS MORE FAST.

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