I know a place, a wonderful place
Where all of your troubles go away
It's good to be here, so good to be here
Your sadness belongs to yesterday.
Ladies and gentlemen please listen to me now.
If drama is overwhelming I know just where to go.
And it's quiet oh so quiet.
You'll even hear the flies.
And the cleanness of our toilets
Equals our vast supplies
Of fun.
Freedom's overrated
Safety's the way to go
We told you many times before
Our customs you will just adore.
Welcome, I said welcome to the greatest invention ever known to mankind.
And have I told you get?
If you're happy
We got medication for that.
If you're lonely
We got medication for that
If you're grumpy
We got medication for that
If you're noisy
We got medication for that
And if you happen to be sleep deprived
We always get the drugs just right.
I know a place, a wonderful place
With loads of nice people dressed in white.
If you want a good time, you'll have a good time.
When the pills are here you feel alright.
Ladies and gentlemen you haven't been listening.
You are the ones to blame so please stop complaining.
Here it's lovely oh so lovely
The air feels good to breath
Isn't it good because breathing
Is the only thing allowed to do honey
Freedom's overrated
Safety's the way to go
we told you many times before
our customs you will just adore
Welcome, I said welcome to the greatest invention ever known to mankind
And I'll tell you again.
If you got problems, you're the problem
We got medication for that.
If you feel stupid, yeah you're stupid
We got medication for that.
If death is your only option
Just wait! We got your medication.
If your gloom is ever lasting
Xanax is the way of healing!
If you're not okay, you won't be okay
Without medication for that.
And don't forget your insomnia!
We always get the drugs just right.