Dear Mr Bilbo,
There are many questions I have in life, most are insignificant. But the question I am about to ask is very VERY important. Infact I'm sure everyone has wondered about it at least thrice in there life.
Why the holy hell are you are maths teacher?
I mean when was that moment you realised you wanted to be one? Did you even want to be one? Cause any normal sane person would do anything and I mean ANYTHING instead of being a maths teacher. You must of been forced into this job. In which case i feel very sorry for you. But I want you to know there is help out there. Infact here are some job suggestions that would be perfectly suited to you:
Cleaner
That's all I can think of right now. Anyway I want you to know that everuone supoorts your decision to become a cleaner and EVERYONE knows we will all benifit from it.
Sincerely Yours faithfully,
A very concerned student who believes that you should most definitely become a cleaner. Xoxo