What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
If you had another brain cell it would be lonely.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
I'm sorry, talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
You must have a very low opinion of people if you think they are your equals.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumb-ass forest.
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up?
Hmm...I don't know what your problem is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears – your face!
You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
Hey, here's a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the next 25 will work?
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one.
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
You occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
My Mom said never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong,
I don't wanna be mean, but you need Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole frigging bottle.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
The Village just called. They said they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
Shock me, say something intelligent.
You have the perfect face for radio.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.
Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.
You only annoy me when you're breathing.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're so fat your shadow casts a shadow.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
You act like your arrogance is a virtue.
Nice shirt, what brand is it? Clearance?
You have enough fat to make another human.
You don't know me, you just wish you did.
People like you are the reason I work out.
I am not anti-social. I just don't like you.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
You're so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
Come again when you can't stay quite so long.
You look like a before picture.
Yeah you're pretty, pretty stupid.
Earth is full. Go home.
You prefer three left turns to one right turn.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.
You conserve toilet paper by using both sides.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
You're as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Please tell me you don't home-school your kids.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Your brain must be made out of rocking horse shit.
You're so stupid you tried to wake a sleeping bag.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
You're so fat, your double chin has a double chin.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?