Kelvin wus atin caek from hus hampsters buthol.
Voc saw dis and wus liek "yieks Kelvin u a dirty hoe" nd snapped hos fingrs in a Z an dthen snaped his own neck.
"stahp Kink shamin me Voc bby, u fakin mexicunt feggot" Kelvin scremed into tha void. If only we could see into the void, then maybe we would find the answers.
"u nasty hoe Klevin, I wush I marred Jamie instead" and than erything went quit.
Voc dyed from hamster wounds to tha anus. Kelvin run away snd wus neva sen agin. tha only traice left is fram Jamjar the raccon wen Kolon aet honey nut crunch. Tha Quen wus hapy now her and Voc wus together in Hell.