Purse your lips and give a hi...

By WraithStrike

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This is my eternal shame, please do not. More

Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 1
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 2
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 4
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 5
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 6
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 7
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 8
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 9
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 10
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 11
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 12
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 13
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 14
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 15
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 16
Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 17 FINAL

Purse your lips and give a high kick(Gaara or Sasuke) Chapter 3

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By WraithStrike

I can’t dance alone!

Will you come dance with me?

Lets have a party!

Do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

Do be do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

I’m no bimbo!

Boys love me!

Ooh baby!

I like candy!

Come on!

Come take my hand,

Come and dance with me,

My sweet lips will make you see!

I will take you through the night,

Stay until the morning light,

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

(Baby, baby please me!)

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

I wanna have some candy!

Ooh, bubblegum!

I love you boys!

I wanna be your Bubblegum!

Come on!

Come take my hand,

Come and dance with me,

My sweet lips will make you see!

I will take you through the night,

Stay until the morning light,

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

(Baby, baby please me!)

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

Do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

Do be do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

Come on!

Do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

Do be do do be do be do be do be do be do be do be,

Do do be do be do

Come take my hand,

Come and dance with me,

My sweet lips will make you see!

I will take you through the night,

Stay until the morning light,

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

(Baby, baby please me!)

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

I’m your candy girl!

(Why do you tease me?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789BRRUWpoI

Smile.Dk Candy Girl

I walk into the classroom.

(Iruka: -_-‘)

I sit down between Naruto and Sasuke.

Naruto starts explaining things to Shikamaru.

“Your fangirls annoy me.” I state to Sasuke.

“Hn.  Wonder why.” He says.

“Because they focus on you more than training.  I think that’s stupid.” I tell him.

“I think you just like me.” He tells me.

“Whatever floats your boat, Swansuke.” I nod.

Bubblegum and Barbie burst through the door.

“Goal!” They both shout.

“I won again Sakura.” Barbie pants.

“What’re you saying?  The tip of my foot…” I’m officially ignoring them now.

…Until she pushes Naruto out of the way.

“M-morning Sasuke!” She stutters.

“What’s the idea, twit face?  You just pushed Naruto!  To get to him!?!  Ooh, you half-brained small chicken!” I snarl.

I pick her up, and put her next to Sasuke.

“You can sit next to Uchiha-sama for God’s sake!  Naruto-san, are you alright?  Oh, don’t let the Bubblegum-brain get to you!” I say as a help him up.

“Chishi!  It’s alright!  God, what’s with you?” He asks.

I shrug.

“I’m territorial, comes with the Demon.” I tell him.

“Aren’t males the territorial ones?” He asks.

“Not in cats, just the females.” I nod to him.

Meanwhile the girls are getting into a hissy fit.

“Shut up!  Bubblegum sits there, I sit here, Naruto sits there, and Uchiha-sama sits there.  Now go jump for Pete’s sake.” I growl.

“Why do you call me Uchiha-sama, that’s a position of respect?” Sasuke asks.

“I respect you.  Your destiny smells like blood.” I inform him.

“Hn.”

“Naruto, don’t!  You’re gonna hate the outcome.” I warn him.

It’s of no use.  The Kitsune doesn’t take orders.

So I hear.

Someone bumps Naruto into Sasuke.

“Yaoi!  Naruto… Fangirl… Two seconds… Where’s a camera?” I mutter.

They both start spitting and I laugh.

“Hey Naruto?” I call.

W-what?” He coughs.

“Run.” I nod.

He screams.

(-_-‘)

“Finally, some peace and screaming.” I sigh, propping my feet up.

“As of today, you all have become full-fledged Ninjas.  However, you’re still Genin.  The tough part’s still to come.  From here on…” I got bored of listening.

“Next is Squad Seven.  Naruto Uzumaki!  Sakura Haruno!  Sasuke Uchiha!  And Aijin, you’ll be with them until you leave again.” Iruka states.

“Naturally.” I nod.

“Iruka-sensei…” I got bored again.

“… Dismissed.” Iruka shouts.

I walk outside.

“Sasuke!” Sakura is desperate.

I sigh and follow Sasuke’s Chakra.

When I get to his house, I see him tied up on the floor.

“Yes, you were careless.” I tell him.

I have a cookie hanging out of my mouth, so it sounds muffled.

I use a kunai to cut apart the rope.

“Why are you here?” He asks.

“Meh, I decided to follow you home today.” I state.

“…And that doesn’t make you a fangirl because…” He questions.

“Because I’m not a fan, I just respect you.  I’m probably gonna do the same to Naruto.”

“Speaking of your blond friend, where is he?” Sasuke growls.

“Use your brain.  If your gonna be a Jonin ever, you need to gather as much info on everyone around you as you can.” I sigh.

“…”

“Sakura.  Swansuke, think!  He’s infatuated with her.  Baka.”

“…Says the one with the cookie.” He shoots at me.

“I am crazy, and happily so.  You are a baka, and rightfully so.” I sniff.

(Sasuke -.-‘)

“Go away!”

“My house.” He smirks.

“Baka.”

“Kureijī.”

“I never denied it.”

“…”

“…Go get him.” I sigh.

“Hn.”

“Meh.” I sniff as I jump out the window.

“I have a door!”

“Doors are for people with no imagination!”

“…”

I win!

XXX

I walk into the classroom.

“Do you have any idea how much I hate doors.  They’re idiotic.  The only place you need them is in bathrooms.” I tell Naruto.

“He’s late ‘cause I set off paper bombs on said doors.”

“Jellybean.  Taco. Alphabet.  W. Monkey.”

I am being ignored.

I stand on my head.

“Meh.” I groan.

Some silver haired guy opens the door, and Naruto cracks up.

“How can I put this… As for my first impression of you guys… Well, I hate you.”

“Meh, I’m good with that.  I’m being ignored anyway.” I sigh.

We go up to some place.

“First off, let me have you guys introduce yourselves.”

“Introduce ourselves… What should we say?” Sakura asks.

“Your likes, dislikes, your future dream, hobbies, things like that.”

“Hey, before that, please tell us about yourself!” Naruto says.

“Me?  My name’s Kakashi Hatake.  I don’t feel like telling you guys about my likes and dislikes.  I’ve never really thought about my future dream, as for my hobbies: I have many.”

“In the end, isn’t all we know is his name?” Sakura sweatdrops.

“Yeah.”

I completely space out for the next few minutes.

“…And you with the leopard.”

“I like Yuki-hana, killing things, Hyou, and my friends.  I don’t like eating, being ignored, repeating myself, and basically everything else.  My future dream is to get people to listen when I tell them what they shouldn’t do, because I will be right.  My hobbies are talking to Yuki-hana and Hyou, and making people see the truth by smacking them silly.”

“Good, all of you are very distinctive and interesting.  We’ll have a mission tomorrow!”

“Joy.  Are we done here? … Good, bye.” I jump out into the forest.

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