One day in school...
Teacher: Ok kids. Your assignment today is to find out what 1+1 means.
Little Johnny reached home and asked his mom. But his mom is still firing a maid.
Johnny: Mom, what does 1+1 mean?
Mom: Get out of here, get out of here!
Little Johnny wrote that down. Then he went to his brother. But his brother was listening to a music in the same time singing.
Johnny: Big brother, what does 1+1 mean?
Brother: Hit Bebe one more time.
Little Johnny wrote that down. He then went to his grandma. But his grandma is so old that she couldn't hear clearly.
Johnny: Grandma, what does 1+1 mean?
Grandma: Pinch the nipple?
Little Johnny wrote that down and went to his dad. But his father is still voting for a president.
Johnny: Dad, what does 1+1 mean?
Dad: George Butch! George Butch!
Little Johnny wrote that down. Then he went to his maid. But the maid is really busy.
Johnny: What does 1+1 mean?
Maid: I'll be back.
So little Johnny wrote that down. The next day at school...
Teacher: Ok. Johnny, what does 1+1 mean?
Johnny: Get out of here, get out of here!
The teacher slaps Johnny.
Teacher: Seriously, Johnny. What does 1+1 mean?
Johnny: Hit me Bebe one more time.
Teacher: Go to the principal office now!
Teacher and little Johnny went to the principal office.
Principal: Ok, Johnny, what did you do wrong?
Johnny: Pinch the nipple.
Principal: You are suspended!
Johnny: I'll be back.