*starbucks/coffee-shop au bc every ship practically has this*
*and its two fucking am im jamming to lana del rey's discography on spotify fuck yeah*
Ringo: *calls out the wrong name*
John: *grumbles* It's Le-nnon not Le-mon smh who in the world even has that surname
John: *sees ringo and groans* oh. it's you again.
Ringo: *bats eyelashes like a fucking pro bc he knows the effect it has on people* i'm really sorry about that sir,, is there anyway i could make it up to you?
John: *proceeds to choke on coffee*
A/N why are there so less slutty ringo fics
Like damn that boy is a sin-nammon roll
Dont let his baby blue bambi eyes deceive you
Im pretty much torn making him innocent of subltey slutty
Holy fuck my eyes are fried from how bright this lowest setting is