Red Velvet||GroupChat

By cutievelvet

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Title explains all. Made this shit in school *Warning* -Rude Humor -Sexual References -Trashy Writing *lol ha... More

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OMFG
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Its Up!!
Holy Moly!
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By cutievelvet

The girls are currently outside, they can only communicate through the group chat since everyone is sleep in the apartment building

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Rene- okay so everyone remember the plan?

Joysus- I swear if SM hears about this and we get caught!!

derpqueen- they won't okay!

It'sYeriBitch- lets get this shit over with

Rene- okay make sure to keep your guy's ringer and vibration off

SeulgiBear- okay we got it now Joy pick the lock

ItsYeriBitch- Joy why TF you got gloves on?!?

Joysus- fingerprints duhhh

Rene- just pick the lock!!

derpqueen- okay I'm gonna stay out here, Irene will stay in our dorm and watch from the window to see if the women came home

SeulgiBear- okay we're going in

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ItsYeriBitch- I swear it's so dark in here

Joysus- it smells like used condemns, 30 bottles of jack, and fucking cat piss

SeulgiBear- it does smell like cat piss tho

Joysus- Yeri turn on the light

ItsYeriBitch- okay....HOLY SHITAJAJA

SeulgiBear- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?!

derpqueen- what's going on?

Joysus- this horny old hag has like 30 cats in here!!

Rene- EW it must smell bad

ItsYeriBitch- no it smells like fresh flowers on a summer day I could just be in the gfriend me gustas tu video rn..

SeulgiBear- okay let's just get ur stupid fucking gowns and let's leave

Joysus- okay so where would they be?

ItsYeriBitch- idk in the closet

SeulgiBear-


Joysus- this is why I didn't want Michael Jackson references in dumb dumb

ItsYeriBitch- Seulgi I swear I will file a complaint to SM

SeulgiBear- okay....of I found a closet!!!

Joysus- okay now open it

ItsYeriBitch- it's too quiet where's Wendy and Irene

SeulgiBear- doesn't matter let's just get these gowns and go

Joysus- wait the doors opening!!!

ItsYeriBitch- hide!!

SeulgiBear- wtf I thought Wendy and Irene were keeping watch!?

Joysus- apparently their old asses weren't

ItsYeriBitch- why did I choose to hide under the bed?

Joysus- oh damn your screwed, I chose the pantry

SeulgiBear- well I had to hide in the closet

It'sYeriBitch- EW I can hear them kissing, I thinks she's sucking his face whole with her non teeth

Joysus- oh that's fucking sick

SeulgiBear- I tried calling Wendy and Irene no one is picking up

ItsYeriBitch- wait this mans voice sounds kinda familiar

Joysus- god I knew this was bad!!!

SeulgiBear- I don't even see the gowns!!

ItsYeriBitch- wait joy look at who this man is, I'm sorry if the lady blinds you there's clothes all around my so I assume their naked....

Joysus- UGHH fine!

SeulgiBear- wait...ONFMGGN

Joysus- OH MY GOD SUNJAE?!?

ItsYeriBitch- oh christ I just felt warm lube hit my lip

SeulgiBear- I didn't get a new picture of jimins butt :(((

ItsYeriBitch- I swear I'm making that complaint tomorrow

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It's the End!! But not really!! I'm making the second book soon yay, I didn't know ppl would like this book so much, it just came like really randomly for me to make this, I'm glad people enjoy my stupid humor lol ❤️❤️❤️

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