*calum is calling you*
Me: hi?
Calum: hey
Me: why are you calling?
Calum: I didn't really speak to you last week
Me: so?
Calum: I wanted to say sorry
Me: for what?
Calum: my drunk call
Me: it's okay
Calum: your voice sounds cute
Me: it isn't
Me: why are you not sleeping?
Calum: michael was hitting me in his sleep
Calum: like always
Me: that's why i like him
Calum: shut up
Me: is that the only reason you can't sleep?
Calum: no....
Me: what?
Calum: i'm nervous
Me: nervous?
Calum: ever heard of it?
Me: yeah but why nervous?
Calum: one week
Me: till?
Calum: Australia
Me: ohh right
Me: but i'm guessing you're nervous for the show cause we're not gonna meet right?
Calum: ya that's what i meant
Me: well i am actually more excited
Calum: you don't have to give a show when you're knowing your ex best friend is watching
Me: you won't see me
Calum: you're in the front... Of course i will
Me: then don't look in the front
Calum: the problem is I want to see you
Me: well that's fûcked up
*noise*
Me: what was that?
Calum: that, my friend, was michael farting
Me: it scared the shît out of me
Calum: sorry...
Calum: so what are you doing?
Me: netflix
Me: i should do my homework... But that's for tomorrow
Calum: *laughs*
Calum: khloé
Me: that's my name
Calum: what did luke tell you last week on the phone
Me: nothing special, really
Calum: okay then
Calum: but- AH FÄCK JEZUS
Me: what happened?
Calum: michael hits me in-
Me: in?
Calum: my nuts .... GODDAMN MICHAEL
Me: calum?
Calum: yeah?
Me: are you sure he is asleep?
Calum: i am 100% sure he's not.... Dickhead
Me: but... the movie is finished.. I should go do somethig
Me: so.. Night
Calum: erm yeah... Bye
Me: bye