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By splashaesthetic

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Imagine if back in the 80's there was internet with all this social media and Guns N Roses had access to it S... More

1. welcome to the chatroom
2. tumblr is a porn site
3. lame jokes
/ 13 facts ayy/
5. I'm insta famous
6. nicknames
7. #GNRvsPoison
8 - 1d?
9. vacations
10 - duff the mom

4. if I jump I fly

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By splashaesthetic

Slash: is anybody here?

Steven: Slash! My dear friend

Slash: steve, go home u r drunk

Steven: but I'm home

Slash: by now I can't say if you're drunk or just dumb

Steven: hey I'm not dumb

[Axl is online]

Axl: what is happening here? All I can hear is Steve's annoying giggle

Steven: axl your hair is beautiful

Axl: yeah I know but thanks

[Izzy is online]

Izzy: why is Steven screaming "my anaconda don't"?

Slash: wtf is happening

Steven: you guys are amaaaaaziiiinggg

Izzy: O.e

Axl: steve is high again

Izzy: that's actually not a new, he's always high

Slash: or drunk

Axl: guys you ain't better

Slash: bitch where

Axl: Slash you're always pissed drunk

Slash: that's not true

Axl: stop lying

Izzy: guys this is not the time

Steven: is it normal I have blue patches on my arms?

Izzy: steve did you take lsd?

Steven: what's lsd

Axl: of course he took lsd

Slash: you don't know Axl, you weren't there

Axl: and you were?

Slash: no

Axl: that's what I thought

Slash: I think duff was with him

Izzy: where's duff by the way?

Steven: I know where duff is

Slash: where?

Steven: WONDERLAND

Axl: he's passed out on the floor, isn't he??

Steven: no, he went to wonderland

Izzy: I think he's passed out under the bed

Slash: probably

Steven: do you think if I jump off the window I fly?

Izzy: NO DONT JUMP

Axl: ayyy Lmao

Steven: my friends birds are calling meeee

Izzy: no they are not

Slash: omfg

Axl: Steven go to bed

Steven: I don't want to. I want to fly

Izzy: wanna go to wonderland

Steven: that sounds appealing

Izzy: then go to under the bed and stay there until you see a yellow light

Steven: ok

Izzy: can someone see if he's ok?

Axl: nop

Slash: I'll go

[Slash is online]

Axl: well, I have things more interesting to do

Izzy: like what? Jerking off?

Axl: no, I pay whores to do that for me. Oh and they also do much more than that

Izzy: why do I even ask

Axl: dunno, bye

[Axl is offline]

Izzy: I think I'm the only normal person in this band

[Izzy is offline]

A/N: hello how you doing?

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