My blurryfaced brain...

By givememyphone

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Take a look into my brain and comment, all ships will be included.... More

Stony and Civil War
Jelly beans
Should I?
HELP ME

TEA AND MOTHERFÛCKING BRITS

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By givememyphone

This has not been the most easy night especially when you have certain asshole-ish family members. So my solution to feeling like crap, MAKE TEA AND CURL UP WITH YOUR PHONE A JOHN GREEN, DAVID LEVITHAN, OR ANY OTHER AUTHOR WHO WRITES GAY NOVELS AND SIT THAT FINE ASS DOWN IN A CHAIR ON A BED ON A SOFA OR THE FLOOR AND GRAB YOUR FAVORITE MORHERFUXKIN BLANKET AND READ CAUSE YALL MOTHERSHUCKERS ARE AWESOME SO SCREW REALITY.

So yeah if anyone wants to chat just pm me.

Have a good night/day

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