Steven: guyyyyyssssss
Izzy: what do you want Steven??
Steven: I want a friend!
Duff: you have friends Steve
Steven: DUFF!!!
Axl: what is happening here?
Izzy: nothing new
Slash: HELLO BITCHEZ
Steven: now that we are all together I have an announcement
Duff: what is it??
Steven: I'm official in love
Slash: official?
Izzy: I think Duff fell off the chair
Axl: Steven that's bullshit
Slash: duff, u ok man?
Duff: I'm still laughing
Axl: lmao
Izzy: steve, your jokes are worse than duffs
Duff: hey, my jokes are funny
Axl: of course they are
Slash: axl I think u have to start cleaning the sarcasm off ur arse. I can smell it from here
Duff: stop making fun of my good jokes
Steven: guys?
Axl: then tell me a joke, a good one please
Duff: what do you call a cheese that's not yours?
Izzy: oh no
Duff: natcho cheese
Axl: that was lame
Duff: it was good, admit it!
Steven: GUYS!!
Slash: wat steve
Steven: stop ignoring me!!!! >:(
Steven: as I was saying, I'm in love
Izzy: steve, how are you so sure you're in love?
Axl: I think he bough a new can of beer and fell in love
Steven: not cool man
Slash: dick move
Steven: there's this girl who's hot as fuck on a strip club and she offered me a lap dance. I didn't have to pay! I think she likes me back
Duff: I think Steven has too much internet
Slash: he should go out more often
Izzy: hey steve
Steven: what?
Izzy: wanna go to the park?
Steven: no thanks man. I'm going to meet up with Samantha. She told me if I bough her lunch she would give me other lap dance. Maybe a blowjob too
Duff: O=O
Izzy: O.o
Steven: bye guys
[Steven is offline]
Axl: what was that??
Slash: Steven needs help. I think it's too much coke
Izzy: poor child
Duff: strippers... you can't trust them
Axl: no, Steven just needs to grow up
Slash: I think he has something in his eyes that is making him blind so he can't see she just wants his money
Izzy: I call it love
Axl: izzy, your copying Steve's jokes, stop
Slash: duff fell off again
Duff: this is pointless
Izzy: what?
Duff: chairs, this evil things were made to make me fall
Slash: that's stupid wtf
Izzy: duff, no more coke or vodka for you
Duff: but mom!!
Izzy: no buts!
Slash: eheh butts
Duff: butt
Izzy: you're grounded
Duff: fine! *slams the door shut*
[Duff is offline]
Axl: have you guys been on drugs lately?
Slash: what's a drug?
Izzy: drugs? Why do you say that? No! Never!
Axl: lol, you can stop, I can see the remains of coke from here
Slash: so why did u ask?
Axl: it was a joke!
Slash: a lame one
Izzy: true tho
Axl: you guys are annoying as fuck!
[Axl is offline]
Slash: holy shit, he's pissed off
Slash: I'm out for the night bye
[Slash is offline]
Izzy: this guys need to slow down with the coke
[Izzy is offline]
A/N: hello
((They are hot bye))