Strawberries and Apples (Blea...

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An internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name. Plus

an unexpected chat
shinigamis and kiras
puns
misa misa and swords
free love
identities
batman
suddenly... apples, and selfies.
nicknames
miscellaneous

pop tart cats and usernames

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(A/N): My author's notes are getting longer and longer. Any longer and
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Hehe.
~Pure Onyx
P.S: Matt's username is in italics later on so you know it's Matt.

All characters are owned by Tite Kubo and Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata


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the_sexiest_guy_ever has joined the chatroom

chocolateshooter has joined the chatroom

chocolateshooter: why dont u change your name to something else

the_sexiest_guy_ever: hm...

the_sexiest_guy_ever has changed his name to sexy_in_person

chocolateshooter: *facepalm*

SaveTheStrawberries has joined the chatroom

Ichigo_Guardian has joined the chatroom

shinigamiwarrior99 has joined the chatroom

beauty_in_person has joined the chatroom

Ichigo_Guardian: meet Ikkaku and Yumichika.

Ichigo_Guardian: Play nice, k?

Ichigo_Guardian has left the chatroom

beauty_in_person: I am Yumichika.

sexy_in_person: hmm...  (ಠ_ಠ)

beauty_in_person: change your name, vile creature! You are not worthy of that name! Or the word 'sexy'.

sexy_in_person: should i change it

beauty_in_person: YES.

sexy_in_person has changed his name to beauty_in_person

beauty_in_person: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IDENTITY THIEF.

beauty_in_person: NO, YOU THIEF.

shinigamiwarrior99: sigh.

beauty_in_person: SHUT UP, BALDY. YOU'RE UGLY. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU.

shinigamiwarrior99: :( 凸ಠ_ಠ)凸

beauty_in_person: YES, CUEBALL.

beauty_in_person: cueball?? hmm...

chocolateshooter: the second one's matt.

beauty_in_person: You're right, I'm Yamasomething.

shinigamiwarrior99 has changed his name to cueball99

cueball99: WAT. DA. FAQ.

beauty_in_person: FAQ 1. How is Matt so hot? A1. It just comes naturally.

beauty_in_person: STOP ABUSING MY NAME.

SaveTheStrawberries: I think he hacked your account, cueball-kun.

cueball99: WHAT. DID. YOU. CALL. ME.?.

beauty_in_person: (youre dead).

beauty_in_person: your names much better now, cueball. It's almost as pretty as mine.

Ichigo_Guardian has joined the chatroom

Ichigo_Guardian: Had fun? :D

cueball99: NO.

beauty_in_person: No.

beauty_in_person: yes.

beauty_in_person: NO.

beauty_in_person: YES.

Ichigo_Guardian: (-。-;)...?

SaveTheStrawberries: This can be explained.

*le ten minutes later*

windscythe_shinigami69 has joined the chatroom

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper has joined the chatroom

sexy_in_person: fine, but he totally deserved it.

sexy_in_person: and i had my reasons.

cueball99: DID NOT.

sexy_in_person: did too.

cueball99: imma kill you.

Mizuho_Asano has joined the chatroom

cueball99: oh no its her

Mizuho_Asano: IKKAKU~

cueball99 has changed his name to shinigamiwarrior99

shinigamiwarrior99 has left the chatroom

SaveTheStrawberries: ?

beauty_in_person: Ikkaku is terrified to death of her.

Mizuho_Asano: oh, Ikkaku isn't here :(

sexy_in_person: actually...

Mizuho_Asano: Oh, is that you Ikkaku? Such a befitting name!

sexy_in_person: no it isnt ikkaku but yes my name befits me.

Mizuho_Asano: oh :( where is he?

sexy_in_person: cueball? hes at...

beauty_in_person: NOPE.

Mizuho_Asano: is that you?

beauty_in_person: NOOOOOPE.

Mizuho_Asano has left the chatroom

chocolateshooter: look what i made!

~~~ ╔͎═͓═͙╗
~~~ ╚̨̈́═̈́﴾ ̂°˖̫° ̂)

windscythe_shinigami69: what is that?

Ichigo_Guardian: that's nyan cat.

chocolateshooter: who are you?

Ichigo_Guardian: he's Hisagi. Shoe Hisagi, right?

windscythe_shinigami69: ... shuhei hisagi. 

sexy_in_person: SaveTheStrawberriesMAO.

chocolateshooter: WAY TO GO MATTIE.

Ichigo_Guardian: right-o.

windscythe_shinigami: nyan cat... hmmm... oh, here's a moving picture with volume.

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: I found a moving picture with volume too!

Ichigo_Guardian: (it's a video.)

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: IT'S ADORABLE.

windscythe_shinigami69: it's... cute?

windscythe_shinigami69: i guess.

sexy_in_person: dat cool bro! i love poptarts.

chocolateshooter: what a sincere compliment. Thanku mattie. (ಥ_ಥ)

sexy_in_person: (ಥ﹏ಥ) bro ure too nice ure welcome

chocolateshooter: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

sexy_in_person: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

chocolateshooter: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

sexy_in_person: (ಥ﹏ಥ)

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: what is that '(ಥ﹏ಥ)'

chocolateshooter: way to ruin the moment.

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: oh no was it my fault

beauty_in_person has left the chatroom

windscythe_shinigami69: WOW, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK OUT THIS NYAN CAT REMIX. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502xxCTRfxo

Ichigo_Guardian: ...

windscythe_shinigami69: I can explain.

Ichigo_Guardian has left the chatroom

SaveTheStrawberries has left the chatroom

sexy_in_person has left the chatroom

windscythe_shinigami69 has left the chatroom

chocolateshooter has left the chatroom

bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: thIS IS ALL MY FAULT ISN'T IT.

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(A/N): Hehe, I basically made up everything as going along. This was fun.
~Pure Onyx

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