FRIENDS
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Indonesia has a lot of friends, so I'll just put a few in here, okay?
:3
1. Russia
M!Indonesia: My weapon dealer-- I mean best best best best friend evar ^^
Russia: Spasibo, Indonesia~! We'll definitely be friends forever, da~?
M!Indonesia: Ehehehehe... Maybe ._.
2. Sweden
Admin: 0_0
M!Indonesia: Suprised?
Admin: .....I... am.. 0_0 Why Sweden, though?
M!Indonesia: He gives Ikea and Volvo. Thus we become friends.
Admin: Ohh... Okay 0_0
M!Indonesia: Remember, kids... IKEA COULD MAKE FRIENDS
Sweden: D'MN R'GHT IT IS'!!!
3. Italy and Romano
M!Indonesia: Two lovely men. And from the left is my Barbie-production friend and the right is my partner in crime (involves Spain and Netherlands).
4. Germany
M!Indonesia: A buff, strong, and kind man who gives me Mercedes and BMW AND I LOVE THE SAUSAGES!!!!!!
Germany: It's called Wursts.
M!Indonesia: Yeah, that too! And we often exchange students~ ^^
5. Greece
M!Indonesia: Thanks for visiting my house, Mr. Greece ;w;
Greece: No problem.
Admin: Wait, was that it?!
M!Indonesia: He's a soft and a bit lazy man, we exchange embassies, amd we're quite similar! We're democracies and archipelagic nations~
Greece: Mmmm.
M!Indonesia: Then again, thank you for visiting me ;w;
Greece: Parakaló, Indonisìa~
6. South Korea
S. Korea: Annyeong Haseyo!
M!Indonesia: AND THAT IS MY KPOP AND KOREAN DRAMA MASTER!!
S. Korea: LoL yeeeeahhh!!! XD
7. North Korea
M!Indonesia: He is my childhood friend ;-; But people seem to hate North... :'(
N. Korea: Yeah... :'(
M!Indonesia: He's calm, serious, and strict person, but kind at heart!
N. Korea: You... really mean that?
M!Indonesia: Well, of course I am! We're still friends, and that's what important!
N. Korea: Umm... Yeah!
Admin: Awww... ;w;
8. Iceland
M!Indonesia: We're both hot.
Iceland: .......In a way. =_=
Admin: OHHHHHHHHHHH >:O
Iceland: HE MEANT ABOUT VOLCANOES!!!
9. Canada
M!Indonesia: Just like Mr. Greece, we exchange embassies!
Canada: That's right.... Though you still can't see me often.. Well, at least you're better than my brother America...
M!Indonesia: What did you just say?
Canada: .....Nothing... ;-;
Admin: *whisper* He didn't hear Canada!
Canada: *whisper* That's too bad... ;w;
10. Norway
M!Indonesia: Friend in fishery industry ^^
Norway: Yeah. And we also make a boom to those illegal ships which passed to our place.
M!Indonesia: Boooom~
Norway: Boom.
Admin: lol
11. Australia and New Zealand
M!Indonesia: REMOVE THE SPIES AND EVIL PIRATES!!!
Australia: Whoa whoa! Relax, mate! ;-; That was my boss!
Admin: One of the reaon why those two are close because of that and their exchange students~
New Zealand: And how about me?
M!Indonesia: ........A Kiwi.
Australia: LOOOL I KNOW, RIGHT????
New Zealand: You meanie!! :'(
12. India
M!Indonesia: MY BIG BROTHEEEEER!!!!!!!
China: But I thought I'm your-
India: Relax~ We're not biological brothers~~ BUT HE IS MY BROTHER!!
China: HE'S MY BROTHER!!! One of my brother who actually listened to me....
Admin&M!Indonesia: LoL feels so deja vù :v
India: Hehehehe~~ :3
13. Turkey
M!Indonesia: He plays an important role on spreading Muslim to my country!
Admin: I know Saudi Arabia is the first who spread the Muslims to Indonesia, but I couldn't find any Saudi Arabia's picture ;-;
M!Indonesia: And Mr. Turkey is my friend in G20 Major Economy!
14. Mexico
M!Indonesia: STAY AWAY FROM PHIL!!!
Admin: He just read about Maaf Doujinshi by dinosaurusgede :v
M!Mexico: Oi, relax, dude~ And Phil is a boy, how can I take him?
M!Philippines: He's my bestie, Kuya Nesia... ;w;
Admin: Mexico-kun is one of the G20 Major Economy member!
15. Switzerland
M!Indonesia: Teach me your ways, Switz!
Switzerland: T-Teach you my way what..?
M!Indonesia: You have damn great shooting skill! I wanna learn your ways and protect my family!
Switzerland: N-No! Switzerland's ways shall be remain secret! I shall not tell anyone!
Admin: Awww.... Why, Switz? ;.; (He's actually jealous of Indonesia's military strength!)
16. Finland
M!Indonesia: Mr. Switzerland said I should ask you...
Finland: Mr. Switzerland said that?
M!Indonesia: *holds Finland's hands* TEACH ME YOUR WAYS ( IN EDUCATION&SHOOTING)!!!
Finland: EEEEEEH?!
Sweden: D'N'T TO'CH M'W'FE!!!
17. Denmark
M!Indonesia: My... buddy.
Denmark: Hell yeah!
M!Indonesia: But you have to cut off the beer a little, okay? It's not good for your health. ^^
Denmark: Awww... okay ;w;
Norway: How the...
M!Indonesia: Huh?
Norway: What did you do to him?
M!Indonesia: Eeeh?
Admin: I found a headcanon that Indonesia could 'tame' or steal anyone in Hetalia's hearts and make everyone believe in him/her!
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That's all, maybe?
I'm still a noob in Indonesia's history and relations, okay?! Please forgive this noob TwT
Just tell me where did I do wrong!
And the 'family' section will come soon!