Randomness With Male! Indones...

By CecilKingWeissman

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Discover Male! Indonesia's and the other SEA nations' activities in this random book created by Cecil-kun~! A... More

A/N
Male! Indonesia
Kindness towards tourists
Russia and Indonesia
Indonesia's Height
Indo's Phone
ASEAN Meeting
ASEAN MEETING II
Eyebrows
Eyebrows II
Indonesia x Monaco
Indonesia's Ships
A/N: New Series!
React #1
React #2
React #3
Tag!
React #4
ASEAN playing MineCraft
ATTENTION!!!
When Life Gives You Lemons...
Made in China
Timor Leste-chan
Indonesia Is Sick
Nyo!Indonesia???
(。•́︿•̀。)
Love-Hate Relationship

Indonesia's Height II

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This is after da kick! XD

Thailand: I'm sorry to ask, but I'm really, really curious! Nessia, why do you cover your shortness with some random boots?
F!Brunei: Are you shy or something?
M!Indonesia: *intense glaring*
F!Brunei: HIIIII!!! Don't kill meeeeeee!! ;-;)/
M!Indonesia: *smiles* Why, no! I wouldn't do that since you guys asked nicely.
F!Brunei: *relieved* .... (I can still live....)
M!Indonesia: Like Malon said, I am indeed short.
Vietnam: *trying to find out is there any broken bone*
M!Malaysia: *still dead*
M!Myanmar: *still dead too*
F!Laos: Hang in there, guys!
M!Singapore: I've re-checked your human data again... It says you're 170 cm. Yet you're shorter than Malaysia who is 168 cm. So my question is, why did you cheat?
M!Indonesia: Pfffft, yeah I'm 165 cm. And "Why did I cheat", you asked? IS IT NOT THAT FREAKING OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!
M!Philippines: Calm yourself, Kuya!
M!Indonesia: It's pride, my little brothers. PRIDE! LIKE ABANG CHINA SAID BEFORE! PRIDE IS EVERTHING!!
M!Singapore: Calm yourself, prideful monster. It doesn't mean you have to kick our brothers to death.
M!Indonesia: Buuut.... He started it...!
M!Singapore: No buts. <=Actually younger than Indo yet feeling older<=
M!Indonesia: Okaaaay... I'm sorryyyyyy.... <=Actually the oldest brother here<=
M!Cambodia: So... why are you so short?
M!Indonesia: . . . .Only eat rice and chilis...? I think....
Thailand: Only rice and chillis?! HOW CAN YOU LIVE?!
M!Indonesia: Shut up, four-eyed human elephant.
Thailand: Why, thank you! ^^
M!Singapore: *sigh* I think what he's trying to say is he eats rice and chillis indeed, but lacks of protein frlm animals. Right, Nessia?
M!Indonesia: Sort of....
M!Cambodia: Pffft, figures :v
M!Philippines: *gASP* KUYA NESSIA HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CONSUME ANIMALS' MEAT?!
M!Cambodia: ...Huh?
M!Philippines: EAT. MEAT. IT'S PROTEIN!! YOU'LL GET THE POWER!! GROW STRONGER!! MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER GREW UP SINCE 5 YEARS AGO!!
M!Indonesia: BUT IT'S FREAKIN' EXPENSIVE, GODDAMMIT!! LOOK AT ME, BRAH! DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE MONEY?!
M!Philippines: I KNOW YOU SECRETLY HID STASH OF DOLLARS IN YOUR TEDDY BEARS!!
F!Laos: Teddy bears?!
F!Brunei: Who would've have thought....
M!Singapore: Seriously? Dollars? In teddy bears? You must be joking.
M!Indonesia: *gasp* H-HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT, PHIL?!
Thailand: wAIT, he's serious?!
M!Philippines: USE DAT MONEY TO BUY MEATS!!
M!Indonesia: NUUUUUUUU!! I wanna saaaave!!! I wanna buy those newly made movies, games, cartoons and the brand new Girls Generation albums!!!
M!Philippines: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A BAKA PERSON!! AND SHORT!!
M!Indonesia: nOW HOLD ON! WHY DID YOU COPY THAT INSOLENT MALAYSIA?! I THOUGHT YOU'RE A GOOD KID!! NOW MY OTHER LIL' BRO IS CALLING ME SHORT!! YOU SISSY AS* BAST*RD!!
M!Philippines: I DID IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, KUYA!!"

*extreme screaming continues*

M!Myanmar: *rises* Uuugh.... where am I....?
Vietnam: Hell.
M!Myanmar: Ugh, again..? Even my afterlife is hell.... <=feeling dizzy
Vietnam: I know, right?
M!Malaysia: *still dead*

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