Inspired by dat pic above :v
In his case, it's about one of Indonesia's type od music, Dangdut!
M!Indonesia: Dangdut? Nah, that's a old type of music. I hate that old piece of junk. I prefer Kpop and Jpop!! Who cares about that Dangdut thingy~
M!Philippines: Can you show us your phone, please?
M!Malaysia: To prove if it's right or not~ :3
M!Indonesia: . . . . . . .
.........
......
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
M!Malaysia: TAKE HIS PHONE!!!
M!Philippines: SÍ!!
M!Indonesia: GYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
M!Malaysia: SEIZE HIM!! SEARCH HIS POCKETS!! WALLET TOO!!
M!Philippines: DOES KUYA NESSIA EVEN HAVE A WALLET?!
M!Malaysia: DUN CARE, JUST SEARCH EEEEET!!
M!Indonesia: KYAAAAAA!! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE!!!!
M!Malaysia: Why the f**k would you think of that?!
M!Singapore: *brings a lot of posters of rules* Did somebody say sexual harassment-
M!Philippines: HUWAAAA!! The evil creditor is hereeee! HELP US!!!
Spain: Did somebody just say-
M!Philippines: NOT YOU!!
M!Malaysia: JUST GIMME THE GODDAMN PHONE ALREADY!!!!
M!Indonesia: NGGAK MAU!! I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU MY NOBLE PHONE!!!
M!Malaysia: YOUR PHONE IS JUST AN OUTDATED BLACKBERRY THAT CAN ONLY DO BBM!! JUST GIVE ME IT!!!
M!Indonesia: Ne- Agh!
M!Malaysia: I GOT ITTTTTT!!!!! Phil, let's go to our lair!
M!Philippines: Sì~!
*both runs to the lair*
M!Indonesia: . . . . . . . .
Spain: ...Uhhh... Señor Nessia?
M!Singapore: You okay?
M!Indonesia: *sobs* Mijn dierbare telefoon... *sobs sobs*
Netherlands: Did you just speak-
M!Indonesia: WHY ARE YOU GUYS KEEP APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE?!
M!Singapore: Blame Author-kun :v
Spain: Hehehehe~ ^^
M!Indonesia: Anjir...
Netherlands: Hey now, do not cuss. Anyway, what's with your phone?
M!Singapore: Yeah, it looks old and all cracked...
M!Indonesia: Oh, I got that phone since 6 years ago ^^ Still useable!
M!Singapore: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Spain: S-Six years...?!
Netherlands: As usual. So you remember what I taught to you back then.
M!Indonesia: Yep! And I'm worried if they use it they'll break it... I'll check those two out now.
Spain: Out of curiosity... What will you do if it breaks?
M!Indonesia: I'll breathe to calm myself up first, run into my basement, prepare all the countries vodoos, wear my cape, call the spirits, and curse you all at once :)
All: . . . . . *sweatdropped*
M!Indonesia: Anyway, bye bye!
*in da lair*
M!Philippines: Open it, Kuya Malay! I'm so ready for this!!
M!Malaysia: Yeah yeah! I just need to activate the phone... *presses the button*
*krak*
.....
....
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
M!Philippines: YOU KILLED THE PHONE!!
M!Malaysia: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!! IT JUST... CRACKED AND DESTROYED BY ITSELF! And calm down, It's not even alive to begin with!!
M!Philippines: No, no, that was just sarcasm :)
M!Malaysia: Huh... Okay, that's relateable. Continue, please.
M!Philippines: NOW KUYA NESSIA WILL KILL US BOTH!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!
M!Malaysia: I DON'T KNOW!! I JUST PLANNED ABOUT GETTING THE PHONE, NOT BREAKING IT!!
M!Philippines: HUWAAAAA I STILL WANT TO LIVEEEEE!!!!
M!Malaysia: TH-THERE'S NO NEED TO BE PANIC!! L-LET'S GO TO THAILAND'S FORTRESS AND MAKE IT OURS!! HOPEFULLY WE'LL ESCAPE THE LEGENDARY INDOAPOCALYPSE THERE!!
M!Philippines: O-OKAY!!!
*back to Indonesia*
M!Indonesia: Hopefully my brothers wouldn't do anything stupid~~
<><><><>
A/N
That picture made me think of this sh*t 0_0 So.... the dangdut doesn't make any sense here XD
WATCH OUT FOR INDOAPOCALYPSE 2016
M!Indonesia: I will find you. And we'll have a dinner together. I'll cook it. After that, we'll watch some movies, Sinetrons, and Korean dramas. Later on, I'm gonna kill you :)