"Hey, Rapunzel."
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't call me that."
"Nah. You love it."
"...I swear, I'll find you and personally kill you if you call me that one more time."
"Don't be so touchy, Rapunzel! Jeez."
"...Say hello to your death wish--"
"Anywho, I just realised that this is our tenth call."
"Really? How did you remember?"
"Meh."
"So this is like our ten-call-anniversary."
"Exactly. Now where's my present?"
"My presence is present enough."
"Oh honey, enough is never enough."
"That's just... great."
"By the way, my manager promoted me! I'll get more booty from now on."
"Ha. Booty."
"..."
"Sorry. I had to. But that's really great news."
"Neji... I have to tell you something."
"Hm?
"I lied to you when I told you I looked like the hokage."
"I know."
"How?"
"Your personality didn't strike me to be like the hokage's. So what do you look like."
"...I'm scared you won't like me if I told you."
"Don't be so foolish. Now tell me."
"...Fine. I have brown hair in two chinese buns and big brown eyes."
"That makes more sense. And to be honest, I like this description better than the other one."
"...Really?"
"Yep"
"..."
"You're blushing."
"..."
"That's why you're not speaking."
"I've got to go! Bye!"
"Wai--"
//CALL ENDED\\