Avengers: The Legacy of Stupi...

By technohowler0055

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Welcome to Avengers The Legacy Of Stupidity! This book contains the weird and wacky adventures/other stuff of... More

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I Am Iron Can

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By technohowler0055

Yes this is what it looks like LOL. Have fun reading this.


*Avengers are talking about... Avengery... Stuff*

Tony: Hey guys, want to see the new upgrade I made on my suit?

*The suit starts shifting around and turns into a small trash can*

*Tony is still in the suit/can*

*Don't ask how that works*

Tony: I'm a can.

*Insert awkward Avenger silence*

Steve: Tony, WTF.

*More awkward Avenger silence*

*Rocket boosters activate under the garbage can*

*Tony flies upward*

Tony: Wheeeee

*Avengers just watch him fly upwards*

Natasha: WHAT THE-?

-Magical time skip-

*Bad dudes standing guard of some evil guy's lair*

*Let's call him Mr. Random Badguy*

*Bad dudes standing guard of Mr. Random Badguy's lair*

Bad Guard 1 (Joe): If the Avengers come to stop us we'll beat them up!

Bad Guard 2 (Larry): Yes. *Is nomming on a chocolate bar*

Joe: Hey that looks good.

Larry: *Finishes eating the chocolate bar* I need a garbage can to put the wrapper in.

Joe: Why?? You can just drop it on the ground.

Larry: I don't want to litter.

Joe: We are henchmen to an evil bad guy, but it's not okay to litter?

Larry: I don't want to hurt the environment. The environment is different.

Joe: True.

Larry: Hey there's a garbage right there. *throws the wrapper in the garbage can*

*Garbage can blasts Larry with lasers*

Joe: WTF??

*Garbage can blasts Joe with lasers also*

Iron Can: Get rekt

-Another time skip (deal with it)-

Steve: Ready Avengers? On the count of three we charge in. 1... 2... 3!

*Avengers burst through the door*

Steve: Alright, now let's- *sees a lot of dead bodies* ...What?

Thor: They appear that they've passed on

*Avengers climb all ten floors until they get to the top*

Clint: Mr. Random Badguy should be in there. We need to be prepared.

*Steve kicks down the door Chuck Norris style*

Natasha: Freeze Mr.-! WHAT?

*Mr. Random Badguy is dead and Iron Can is standing on the dead body*

Iron Can: Remember kids: Don't litter

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