1.Tell her she should have never led Austria on xD
2.Tell her your God
3.Then say I command you to make me a sammich
4.When she reufses say I DAMN YOU TO HELL PEASANT
5.And run away awkwardly.
6.Cut her hair while shes sleeping.
7.Dye it blonde.
8.Take away her skillet.
9.OOh speaking of skillet! sing monster whenever she wakes up in the morning.
10.Tell her she needs to stop being mean to the awesome Prussia